A crispy johnson

A sunburned penis

Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.

by DopeP0pe July 12, 2018

jah crispy

sal from impractical jokers

holy shit its jah crispy

by jah crispy August 5, 2019

Crunchy Crispy Donut

A Crispy Crunchy Donut that the best youll ever find

Crispyer Crunchyer Donuter

Crunchy Crispy Donut

by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020

chicken crimpy gobbledok

A man who tends to eat an entire packet of Chicken Crimpys by himself.

Oh look at griffin over there, he’s being a Chicken Crimpy Gobbledok, the fiend.

by Deimosxdd August 7, 2021

DrispY CrisPY

The crispiest of them all. gets all the bitches, has sex with your mother. Generally a cool dude, trys to eat tables and kettles

Person 1) Yooo look its DrispY CrispY!
Person 2) I know!, He said he gets all the bitches!!! wonder where my mum was last night

by DrispY March 6, 2022

Throw my crispy chicken wrap under the bus

To vomit uncontrollably. Similar in usage to "worshipping the porcelain god" or "tossing one's lunch".

That norovirus I contracted at the Tough Mudder race last weekend made me throw my crispy chicken wrap under the bus.

The morning after my 21st birthday, I threw AT LEAST 4 crispy chicken wraps under the bus.

by Biker chick July 30, 2013

Ain't Crispy

Not Lit

From what I can see, it ain't crispy.

by Innerwoo August 5, 2016