Crispy Sue

A sock used to collect ejaculate, then hidden under the bed and left to dry out.
A dried-up spaff-sock.

Nicola walked into Smithy's bedroom to collect his dirty washing, and was horrified to discover a crispy sue carefully stashed under his pillow.

by Cockfoster June 17, 2023

Crispy face

The effect when semen dries on a persons skin and wakes up with crispy peeling reptilian skin.

I spunked all over her face last night whilst she was asleep and she woke up with a crispy face

by mouthstrippers June 7, 2011

jah crispy

sal from impractical jokers

holy shit its jah crispy

by jah crispy August 5, 2019

Crispy Nut

A Crispy Nut is when you are about to cum and a gust/puff of air is discharged fom the penis instead of them man juices. A Crispy Nut only occurs when a man 'Has no more Nuts to give' because he has made his quota.

Tiffany-"I thought my boyfriend was about to shoot a massive load on my face, instead he gave me a Crispy Nut"

by DigBick@23 May 26, 2016

crispy flo

Skrilla , cash , doe , duckets , bank

Yo nigga I got that crispy flo wanna get some hoes nickel and dime ?

by Crispy flo May 26, 2017

crispy cold

Really cold; your skin gets crispy

Y’all it’s crispy cold outside.

by 🤷🏿‍♀️ November 16, 2019

Crispy Kicks

Brand new, stylish unique shoes, fresh kicks that look nice

Whoa, where'd you get them crispy kicks from?

Yeah, she saw my kicks, they were crispy as hell

by Mike Jones 2323 October 31, 2011