me crayons

Crayons that your mom bought you.

DO YOU LIKE ME CRAYONS?
Don't touch ME CRAYONS!!!

by iluvthenet March 17, 2017

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dousche-crayon

A writing utensil composed of used woman's products (tampoons). Come in various shades.

Hey Franky, pull that dousche-crayon out of your nose!!

Nancy that's a totally awesome painting! OMG that's a dousche-crayon!!

by George Cloonedyke April 9, 2010

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Pink Crayon

A bright, lovely and cute crayon you can find in Crayola crayon boxes that's used for colouring, mainly for colouring pigs, flamingos and blushing cheeks for your characters.

I love my pink crayon. I found it in a Crayola crayon box I got for my birthday. It's my favourite colour, it's bright, lovely, cute, and it's perfect for colouring pigs, flamingos and blushing cheeks for my characters.

by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 February 27, 2024

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Crapola Crayons

Derived from the kids art brand “crayola” that sells art supplies including crayons. A new way of saying, “I messed up a lot and I’ll never recover from this.” or “I made a small mistake that doesn’t really matter.”

Example 1

Guy 1- “Crapola Crayons!”

Guy 2- “Oh no, Guy 1, what happened!”

Guy 1- “I just colored outside of the lines in my coloring book!”

Guy 2- “Crapola Crayons!”

Example 2

“Crapola crayons! I just killed someone!”

by TheUrbanDicOfficial June 22, 2021

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Meat Crayon

The state of being a motorcycle rider wearing a wife beater, shorts, and flip flops exists in after laying their motorcycle down on a hard road surface giving the road the appearance of being colored on with a red crayon.

Aaron did not wear motorcycle leathers and became a meat crayon when he wrecked.

by Chicken Intubater. February 4, 2025

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