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coochie crayon

A well-worn, heavily marinated tampon, sporting the finest shades of red, brown, and “I-don’t-want-to-know.” Often disposed of in a way that makes unsuspecting victims question their life choices. Bonus points if it’s left in a bathroom trash can without being wrapped up like a decent human being.
Bro, I walked into the gas station bathroom and some psycho was writing on the wall with a coochie crayon. I’m calling the police.
by yung-megafone February 27, 2025
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Crayon

You got the crayon bruv
by Mc bi cock April 28, 2017
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pink crayon

The act of giving a dog a boner
hey man stop touching that! That pink crayons not for drawing!
by Cr4ckRxck August 19, 2024
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Slipping on Crayons

(1) to be high, (2) to be on a big time trip
When I got back to the apartment, I found my roommate licking the cats butt while sitting in a bathtub full of cottage cheese and orange juice. He was slipping on crayons, big time.
by MC, Tabinator and Lickin' Lia' October 17, 2008
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Pink Crayon

A bright, lovely and cute crayon you can find in Crayola crayon boxes that's used for colouring, mainly for colouring pigs, flamingos and blushing cheeks for your characters.
I love my pink crayon. I found it in a Crayola crayon box I got for my birthday. It's my favourite colour, it's bright, lovely, cute, and it's perfect for colouring pigs, flamingos and blushing cheeks for my characters.
by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 February 27, 2024
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Crayon in the back pocket

Someone who has a very tight tight relationship with children.
George O'Donnell is a "crayon in the back pocket" kind of guy. A super-hero of sorts.
by t3chth1rt33n June 13, 2019
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crayon trooper

A word used to describe army leftovers
Byee why Dee a crayon trooper
by aixani January 26, 2022
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