A theory expressing the idea of a severe underdevelopment of the brain in the fetal stages that alter the brains ability to intercept and translate sarcasm. The effects of this rare mutation cause one to be "farcically acrimonious" (absurdly bitter). The unfortunate effects may portray the person as an angry or irascible person.
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Carter Brownie Freckles has many names. He carries a tennis racket cause he a "tennis boy." His hair always looks bad no matter what he does. He's really nice and has a great personality but he is also very weak. He really sucks at arm wrestling but is good at making you laugh. You can have some pretty great conversations with a Carter Brownie Freckles. He can make a really great best friend but he kinda has trust issues. If you have a Carter Brownie Freckles make sure to pick on him 24/7 and unzip his jacket. And always make sure to steal his racket and play it like a banjo. In conclusion, a Carter Brownie Freckles is a great person to have around. You will probably end up being his fake girlfriend or wife.
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girl:omg i can't seem to find my self a boy
me:it's ok just look for a Carter (not this one though this ones mineeee;)
me:it's ok just look for a Carter (not this one though this ones mineeee;)
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A - wow, shes beautiful, i wonder what her name is
B - i bet its caterina, she beautiful as you say and got dark hair
B - i bet its caterina, she beautiful as you say and got dark hair
by nitchmond March 23, 2007
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Man, did you see TK's crater in the meeting the other day? It looked like an asteroid had crashed into his stomach.
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