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The Carter Theory

A theory expressing the idea of a severe underdevelopment of the brain in the fetal stages that alter the brains ability to intercept and translate sarcasm. The effects of this rare mutation cause one to be "farcically acrimonious" (absurdly bitter). The unfortunate effects may portray the person as an angry or irascible person.
The Carter Theory completely explains why that guy is such an asshole.
by downs is the new up October 7, 2009
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Jimmy Carter

Who was the 39th president?
Jimmy Carter.
by oops i made the wrong email December 13, 2016
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Carter Brownie Freckles

Carter Brownie Freckles has many names. He carries a tennis racket cause he a "tennis boy." His hair always looks bad no matter what he does. He's really nice and has a great personality but he is also very weak. He really sucks at arm wrestling but is good at making you laugh. You can have some pretty great conversations with a Carter Brownie Freckles. He can make a really great best friend but he kinda has trust issues. If you have a Carter Brownie Freckles make sure to pick on him 24/7 and unzip his jacket. And always make sure to steal his racket and play it like a banjo. In conclusion, a Carter Brownie Freckles is a great person to have around. You will probably end up being his fake girlfriend or wife.
"Did you see Kayla snatch Carter's tennis racket?"
"Yea, he's a total Carter Brownie Freckles."
by Carter's_wife May 14, 2019
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catelyn

An absolutely amazing creative beautiful girl. Her talents fall in a wide array around her and she never ceases to amaze. A loyal friend and a beautiful soul. She is in a word, lovely.
Who is that radiant woman?" "That's Catelyn.
by arthur Kirkland-Bonnefoy July 30, 2011
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Carter

A very sweet/nice/caring boy. He's a keeper if you can catch one. He may not respond in 2 seconds but that's ok because when he does respond it's amazing. Carter's also knows how to treat a girl and be a gentleman also they know how to make a good surprise. Even though we never see each other besides wednesday and sometimes saturdays, when we do it makes the whole rest of the week amazing.
girl:omg i can't seem to find my self a boy
me:it's ok just look for a Carter (not this one though this ones mineeee;)
by kennnnnkeeennnnnnn March 5, 2017
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caterina

A beautiful woman who is talented, creative and is great with people, might have dutch backgroud and dark hair
A - wow, shes beautiful, i wonder what her name is
B - i bet its caterina, she beautiful as you say and got dark hair
by nitchmond March 23, 2007
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crater

When a man with a large pot belly wears a shirt that is too tight causing his belly button to make a massive indent in the middle of his stomach resembling a crater on the moon. Generally this man believes that he is incredibly sexy when he is actually disgusting and will compensate by driving BMWs and talking highly of himself. In rare occasions he will also wear "titty shirts" to accentuate his figure and perpetually hard nipples.
Man, did you see TK's crater in the meeting the other day? It looked like an asteroid had crashed into his stomach.
by Soup Lover September 29, 2008
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