rainbow coma

Slang for the k-hole, also known as the k hole. An enraptured state of retardation often mistaken for enlightenment by the habitual abusers of ketamine, a dissociative anesthetic that incapacitates users' higher level thinking skills in exchange for disembodied hallucinations.

Arctor hoovered the donkey dust and nestled into the recliner to spend the day in a rainbow coma. He thought he was god. His mind swallowed the universe like a corn dog, turning it inside out and twisting it beyond comprehension.

Much later Arctor realized we was just on the short bus of schizo-solipsism... again. Why's it so fun to be dumb? he muttered, kneeling again to hoover a fresh rail of kittens.

by rainbow coma June 3, 2010

Pussy Coma

A sudden yet usually short term condition when a man gets a woman, starts living with her immediately, then abandons all friends and old realities for weeks at a time to spend all time and energy with his woman. Symptoms include not paying rent at the old place, not responding to phone contacts, going off the grid, and true douchebaggary.

Ronny started dating a bartender getting pussy and drinks for free then went into a pussy coma. Doesn't answer his phone, doesn't sleep in his room, stopped paying rent - turned into a real ducheburger.

by Three Fingers March 10, 2021

meat coma

post-coital slumber

After only two minutes with Mr.Chan, Jenny went into a meat coma.

by fireworks March 21, 2012

Sex Coma

A trance like state entered during sex where you loose total control of your actions

I was in a sex coma when i slapped you

by Notyourbabiesdaddy November 18, 2010

Cum Coma

A state of mind one is in during masturbation which leads the person to make poor decisions. i.e watching strange porn or texting ex girlfriends

Josh: dude i was so horny last night i watched some granny bukkake

Jake: oh man, you were deep in a Cum Coma

by Hewmew October 15, 2017

Chat Coma

1. Anyone who is away from their keyboard or busy with life or pm's, who doesn't answer in a room or pm box.
2. Any name placed in a chat room, but the user is not monitoring the room. Usually these names never reply when someone types or talks to them.

Example: Julie hasn't answered anyone in the room today, she must be in a chat coma.

by oD Katz September 22, 2011

british coma

A really really deep or good sleep induced by someone talking with a really calming English accent

Why didn't Jerry wake up until noon?

He was in a british coma because of that audiobook.

by absolute door handle July 29, 2020