punch the ceiling

During hot nasty coitus, the mans penis can potentially contact the bottom of a woman’s cervix (the “top” of the vagina).

hey Honey, I’m tryin to take you home and punch the ceiling

by cootski December 3, 2017

whitewashing the ceiling

Whitewashing the ceiling is to jack-off or wank so vigorously that the cum shoots to the ceiling, thereby ‘Whitewashing’ it.

I had such a great wank last night that I ended up whitewashing the ceiling. Whitewash,wank,Jack-off

by Steve in Crete May 29, 2018

Only walls and ceilings

Flawless. Without flaw. Sounds like 'floorless'. Can be substituted with " 'all' walls and ceilings".

"oh my god, have you seen Trixie Mattel's all stars lipsync?"
"Ugh ikr, stunning"
"Only walls and ceilings"

by GrammarNerd25 October 4, 2023

Coining

The sexual practice of inserting forms of tender, usually coins, into the vagina or anus(known as chocolate coining), notes, cheques or postal orders can also be used.

"I was coining this bird last night, she was jangling all the way home"

by Calum at Heriot Watt January 21, 2008

Collingwood

A weak pack of cunts with no coaching backup

Classic Collingwood

by Fosters September 21, 2019

going towards the ceiling

sooner or later, the shits gonna hit the fan.

Person One: "You know Jimmy?"
Person Two: "Yeah, the guy who lost his family in a fire and is crazily depressed?"
Person One: "Well now he lost his job and his only remaining possession is a shotgun."
Person Two: "That's going towards the ceiling."

by Tammy McShammerson May 22, 2010

cotton ceiling

The term cotton ceiling refers to the difficulty trans people experience when seeking lesbian and gay relationships, and in lesbian and gay social spaces more generally. A play on the similar term "glass ceiling", the term was coined by Canadian trans woman and activist Drew DeVeaux.

The cotton ceiling, in short, makes the point that there are certain cis lesbians who are using their sexuality as a way to deny trans women’s womanhood. It’s not about coercing them, it’s not about saying you can’t have sex with only people you want to have sex with, its not about corrective rape or conversion therapy. It’s literally just a name for the concept of using your sexuality as a way of denying trans women’s womanhood; ie “I would never have sex with a trans woman, I’m a lesbian and don’t like men”.

by vicimgd June 20, 2019