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cluster fuck

When a gaggle of people of all shapes and sizes are in one place and all doing something different than the other - no one is working together or in an organized way...
"That was the worst school function I have ever gone to - what a total cluster fuck."
by Skycop August 21, 2016
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Clusterfuckboy

A group of fuckboys that decided to convene together and be a cluster of fuckboys.
The school Baseball team is a real clusterfuckboy
by Double D1021 November 18, 2016
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Clustermug

1. (Noun) A group of mugs in a small area.
2. (Slang) A replacement for swear words, popularized by S. King
1: There was a man carrying a clustermug in the larger mug when he got mugged.
2: That was crazy; it was a real clustermug.
by MrMug July 1, 2017
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Clusterfuck

Most commonly used in the military, "clusterfuck" is the 2nd level of group incompetence. Level 1 being a "Circle Jerk", Level 2 being a "Cluster Fuck" and Level 3 being a "Goat Screw".

Specifically, a "clusterfuck" is a situation where a group of individuals are gathered in the same general location and know "what-to-do", but are enaged in activities that are counter-productive to the mission.
"The platoon was supposed to attack the building from the top, the sides, the front and back but everyone converged trying to attack the same location causing a clusterfuck at the front door of the building.
by INFANTRY 11B July 27, 2017
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Clustergasm

Pockets of multiple orgasms in a cluster.
I just had so many orgasms in such a short time it had to have been a clustergasm.
by Redbirch November 18, 2017
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Clusterfrick

Clusterfrick {clus-ter fri-ck}. A change of the word Clusterfuck, But you gotta keep it PG-13 family friendly content.
" hey what up guys idiot youtuber here and i'm gonna tell you a clusterfrick of a story.
by Cazpin Casper May 19, 2018
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clusterfuckasaurus

When a situation has reached a level of complete & utter chaos involving too much time, energy & effort to sort it out. A hassle, pain in the ass, something you don't want to have to fix or do
This project at work has turned into a complete clusterfuckasaurus!
by bella180ca March 1, 2019
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