Clitoral Friend

That sweet spot of the Venn Diagram between a trusted loyal best friend and the fun times favorite friend (the one you want to spend time with). While the best friend may be who you go to for problems or support or comfort they may not be your first choice on a Saturday booze run. While on the other hand your favorite friend would be the ones you hang out with for good times, they tend to be gossipy and not good with secrets. So the clitoral friend is the sweet sweet mixture of both of these and far superior to either by comparison.

Person 1 "While I do have people I consider best friends and all that, I usually just go by favorite friends, best friends are not necessarily favorites, or sane."
Person 2 "So where am I?"
Person 1 "The sweet spot of the Venn Diagram."
Person 2 "The Clitoris?"
Person 1 "Precisely, you are my Clitoral Friend"

by g4ost August 21, 2009

clitorist

The deluded belief that one is heaven almighty in the bedroom.

Sean is such a clitorist!

by Somegaygingerguy November 14, 2013

Clitoris

It’s like a small jelly bean..... but with immense power

And suddenly she was completely under his power, due to his hold on the clitoris.

by The CandyMane May 23, 2020

Black Clitoris Truck Driver

The act of inserting a stick shift onto a woman and driving down the highway while changing HER gears butt ass naked.

I met this truck driver, he was a Black Clitoris Truck Driver.

by ElmoMonster September 17, 2012

clitorus

Mispelling of the world clittoris

Youre retards

by youre fags May 9, 2003

clifford

Clifford is a painting the consists of red shades only.

That's a beautiful clifford painting.

by Clifford Ruprect August 13, 2006

Clitorophobia

A fear of talking to girls especially if you are a guy.

Eddie: Go talk to her dude, shes kinda cute.
Nelson: No dude what if it doesn't turn out well?
Eddie: Wow dude are you diagnosed of clitorophobia?

by Edman13 December 30, 2009