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breckin you chump go pick some bartis fora mull
by paberni May 10, 2021
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chump stumping

A deliberate act of sabotage through misdirection or misinformation aimed at maintaining locus of control in interpersonal interactions; often times involves deliberately withholding key information or misrepresenting policy or procedure in an effort to manipulate others, typically for personal gain.
Janie knew the intern would outshine her at the next board meeting, so she chump stumped him by telling him the APR was .01% as opposed to .1%. All of his figures were off, and he looked foolish after Janie pointed out “his simple math mistake”.

Chump Stumping can also be used reflexively

The customer had many questions about the return policy and seemed hesitant to purchase the item. Tom really needed the commission, so he answered all the customer’s questions but stumped the chump by not mentioning service and repackage fees on return.
by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010
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Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.
Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.
by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022
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Chump change

Money that is such a small amount that the person who has it wouldn't care if they lost it.
I buy $20 stratch off tickets all the time, because its just chump change to me.
by Stlduchess March 28, 2019
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Chump

It's 2022 and Barry is still playing Fortnite. What a chump!
by Nonoloco September 21, 2022
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Chump

A half boner. Usually you get em when you see a sorta pretty girl. A chump is cooler than a boner. This word was made by Brent(BDB)
Erin gave me and danny a chump.
by Yup this is Brent October 24, 2008
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Ten Cent Chump

Someone who wears second rate snapbacks, fake Jordans, South Pole or other cheap clothing because they can't afford anything better. A bum ass nigga
It could be your mom, brother or any welfare recipient can be defined as a ten cent chump.
by TriangleKiller August 6, 2013
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