I was walking down the street and Chubby Albert offered to walk me across the road, what a nice broccoli
by Chubby Albert June 6, 2021

by All soy boy April 15, 2022

A guy who isn’t cute enough to have sex with whether it’s because he smells bad, or is weird, or both, BUT is cute enough to give a fat handjob to.
by brilliantbimbo69 June 25, 2021

An errection.
by Blinx.1989 April 17, 2016

When you wrap bacon around your penis, and a woman gives you a blowjob. While giving you a blowjob, she "plays" your penis like a trumpet while eating the bacon simultaneously.
by Space Cowboy Jones March 18, 2015

by Fuzzybirdie November 28, 2017

by nummy yummy tummy July 25, 2016
