chode

a dick that is more huge around then it is long

blair has a chode--he will never get any, lets gank that fat-ass

by F.A. June 7, 2003

chode

Stubby, chubby cock! It looks like a little man with a funny little hat.

by 1001 October 8, 2003

CHODE

Sumthing which all skallys,townies,gangsters and many opther people who go bling bling have a penis wider than it is longer.

Look at that dirty skally with his chode

by A GUY March 8, 2003

chode

1.) This skin between the testicles and the anus: taint stank
2.) A penis with a width measuring greater than the length.
3.) Randy Kelley: r tard randomonium

1.) These bicycle shorts chafe the chode.
2.) How will he ever get laid with that chode?
3.) Dude, quit being a chode and wake the fuck up!

by emiality July 20, 2008

Chode

1. n Small penis. Refering to the genitals of a wuss, pussy or tosser.

2. adj Geek, weasel or twat. Describes someone acting with a tosspot demeanour.

Example 1: "Oi, Chap! You been snogging my bird again ain't ya, I know you 'ave cos she said you 'ad a chode!"

Example 2: "Hey! Come 'ere you chode! I'm gonna batter you!"

by Da butcher July 8, 2007

chode

A dong that is thicker then it is long, it's common nicknames are 'dinner plate' and 'hockey puck'. There is a huge debate about whether or not the chode even exists.

Person 1: "God damn! John Brown has a chode!"
Person 2: "Slap shot!"

by Maximus Desimus Meridious July 31, 2004

chode

Choad
syn "Gutch" "Dutche"
area of skin between the scrotum and the anus, also a short, fat penis

joe has an ingrown hair on his choad

by Grampus September 13, 2003