Chatteral Damage

Chatteral-damage is a combination of collatteral, chatter and damage.

Concept is that chatterall-damage is caused when a group(s) of uninformed people chatter and gossip about things they cannot verify and know little about. This causes damage in the groupthink, damages affected persons and slows down the process of actually establishing what is going on in the first place.

Acknowledgement to Mr Flower who expressed this concept to a group of people I was in, September 2010

No-one knows what is going on! However there is a lot of Chatteral Damage.

by AlganonAU December 10, 2010

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chatter cock

a male who can talk the talk on online dating sites but not follow through with an actual meeting, let alone physical contact.

After 4 months of explicit chats with the chatter cock on both a dating site and private email, I finally realized we would never meet.

by barrgrrrrr October 2, 2010

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Chatterpaul

The name of someone who does good for people a loyal and kind hearted person

They're propper people you could say they're "Chatterpaul's"

by alabama green March 9, 2013

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cattle prod

The iconic weapon of a BOFH. Often modified with additional voltage and/or amperage for greater effect. Most often used against particuarly annoying users alongside a roll of carpet, shovel, and bag of lime.

When the effect is written, it is always spelled as KZZZZEEEEEERRRRRTTT. The number of repititions of each letter can vary and the R/T can be left off to imply continued usage.

When I was confronted by the head Beancounter, I gave him a zap with my trusty overvoltage cattle prod and called my PFY to get the company van and the usual supplies.

by SabaraOne July 17, 2016

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