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crapples

1. Apples that are crappy (i.e., wormy, mealy or otherwise not good). 2. contraction crab + apples. 3. Apples that are wrapped with commercial caramel sheets and microwaved. (These are good and not like definition #1).
1. I sure hope I didn't buy crapples to make caramel apples at that orchard.
by lkthomps November 11, 2007
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Crapple

looking like shit and semi-retarded at the same time.
by Papa Sack September 22, 2010
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Chappell

A giant piece of stanky poop.
Gross!!! Somebody just left a Chappell on the bathroom floor!
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chappe

A word meaning hello, specifically used between two individuals.
Colton always says chappe to Jill when she comes online.
by |etha|meta| August 10, 2005
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Dave Chappelle

One of the greatest comedians of our time. Dave Chappelle once hosted a show back in 2004 on Comdy Central called, Chappelle's Show. The show featured many skits, lots having to do with black and / or white people, and sometimes celebrities. However, after the 2nd season, the show sadly ended, the world then declined into depression. People thought their lives were ruined, because they would no longer hear the angel-like voice of Dave Chappelle any longer. Then something called, YouTube came along and everyone began posting Dave Chappelle clips, and the world was saved.
Dave Chappelle is my favorite comedian, and his voice is incredible.
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chapped

by Phil Cassidy March 26, 2004
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Crapple

Any apple that is/tastes rotten, disgusting or like crap or doo-doo.
Person #1: Yuck, this apple is/tastes rotten!

Person #2: Ha Ha! You've got a crapple!
by Adam Flores December 29, 2006
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