cellophone

What you can't call your cell phone, because then how would we be able to distinguish between mobile phones and string-instrument phones?

1.) Hook me up with my cellophone so I can play some Snake.

2.) Hook me up with my cellophone so I can play some Haydn and Boccherini.

by Vavie March 13, 2004

cellophane prank

A magical illusion created by placing cellophane under a toilet seat Causing urine splash and shit splatter.

I went to take a shit the other day and it splattered all over my ass, I fell for the old "Cellophane Prank."

by Nick and Enrique March 4, 2008

celloma

The waking coma-like state of persons walking in public and utilizing their cellular phones, Blackberries, or similar electronic hand-held devices that prevents such persons from being aware of their immediate surroundings, including passersby.

"This dumb-fuck in a celloma bumped into me on the street, knocking my coffee all over my coat."

by Feech Lo Sguardo February 3, 2009

ceiling

look up

look up and you'll see the ceiling

by Dubiks January 4, 2019

cellopause

the temporary halt in the act of love making to answer a cell phone.

I was a bit distracted after the cellopause.

by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005

tupperware ceiling

(noun)

the impenetrable layer of ignorance separating men from understanding the problems women face - common in American households

Kelly tried explaining her opinion, but no man's empathy can crack the tupperware ceiling.

by Read1984 September 6, 2012

Cello Slut

A really hot, slutty girl that can be found in almost any Middle School Or High School Orchestra.

Kid1:"Ahh man! Did you see Lyndi? She's such a Cello slut!"

Kid2:"I know! She can Rosin my Bow any day of the week!"

by John Ivory March 14, 2009