Catcatapult

The action by which you eject a cat from the end of your bed who will not stop circling and circling and circling and pawing and kneading and circling unable to "soften" that sixty four square inches of especially hard feather duvet where it plans on sleeping between your feet..

Lift feet, lift one higher and if cat does not voluntarily tumble to the side, hold the blanket down with one foot and rais the other quickly.

Cat will be ejected.

Also useful when the presence of the cat is preventing sex because of its cuteness factor.

I'm in trouble..
Why?
Fluffy was driving me crazy so I catcatapulted it off the bed?
And...
Window was open..
uh oh.
yeah.

by Bob Goatu February 4, 2010

Catchin' The Rye

The process of contracting a yeast infection.
Named for the classic novel by J.T. Salinger , Catcher in the Rye.

"Wheres Joan?"

"Oh she's out getting down in the cornfield Catchin' The Rye."

by In.The.AM October 17, 2012

catception

catception is a cat inception

Catception Cat will haunt your dreams

by aimanZ February 1, 2013

catch wings

Fuck off, shut up , lick my asshole

I don't care catch wings

by Moochy tueseys August 25, 2017

catch me if you can

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you know that the person you are talking to is indeed capable of having a coherent argument with you and is being lazy.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2018

catch a ride

American English spoken to go somewhere in someone else’s car

Hey, baby, wanna catch a ride ?

by Friendly_cat July 7, 2018

Catch me at the square

When you wanna throw hands with a bronx nigga from lehman campus.

Tyrone: Did you just drink my arizona?
Dashaun: Yeah! what you gonna do about it?
Tyrone: Ai, Catch me at the square after school!

by bronxdude26 October 12, 2020