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Carpeted the shed

To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).
Chris: Did you get any from Marie?
Kevin: Yea, we did oral and she really carpeted the shed!
by Britana6332 June 10, 2020
mugGet the Carpeted the shedmug.

carpet nasher

One who has committed the act of carpet nashing, i.e someone who enjoys oral sex with a female.
She didn't know if he was a carpet nasher, but came to realize he enjoyed it. Represented by the 😖 Emoji (yucky carpet nasher) or the 😛 happy, "my girlfriend just showered" carpet nasher
by ChaChiRei August 24, 2016
mugGet the carpet nashermug.

Shuffling Carpet

Eating your girl out without using your tongue
Her: I'm glad you shaved your face before shuffling carpet for me
Him: Yeah
by Bpier February 14, 2017
mugGet the Shuffling Carpetmug.

Banana Carpet

When a man has way too much pubic hair, to the point of absurdity.
Have you seen Raj's junk? He has a serious banana carpet going on.
by Egua November 6, 2018
mugGet the Banana Carpetmug.

carpet muncher

someone, particularly a lesbian who performs oral sex on a hairy pussy.
my mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet - south park s1 ep11 refers to the term carpet muncher
by imsokoolllll October 3, 2023
mugGet the carpet munchermug.

carpet cum

A term used to describe a type of sexual intercourse during which the male partner extracts his reproductive organ from the female reproductive organ before he is about to ejaculate, then proceeds to ejaculate and deposit his male gametes onto a carpet, after which he scoops the sperm back up with a spoon or ice cream scooper and places it back inside the vagina. Alternatively, a hand may be used to scoop up the sperm during the absence of an extraction tool. This method of mating is believed to have many benefits, including stronger sperm, better child health and above all, higher child intellect.

If a child is conceived using this technique that child is a carpet cum baby
by CarpetCumGal April 27, 2022
mugGet the carpet cummug.

Carpet Gravy

When you're eating a girl out doggie-style and she Hershey-squirts into her pubes.
I was going down on my girl last night and she got carpet gravy all over me!
by Rimbish February 11, 2020
mugGet the Carpet Gravymug.

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