To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).
by Britana6332 June 10, 2020
Get the Carpeted the shedmug. She didn't know if he was a carpet nasher, but came to realize he enjoyed it. Represented by the 😖 Emoji (yucky carpet nasher) or the 😛 happy, "my girlfriend just showered" carpet nasher
by ChaChiRei August 24, 2016
Get the carpet nashermug. by Bpier February 14, 2017
Get the Shuffling Carpetmug. by Egua November 6, 2018
Get the Banana Carpetmug. my mom said if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet - south park s1 ep11 refers to the term carpet muncher
by imsokoolllll October 3, 2023
Get the carpet munchermug. A term used to describe a type of sexual intercourse during which the male partner extracts his reproductive organ from the female reproductive organ before he is about to ejaculate, then proceeds to ejaculate and deposit his male gametes onto a carpet, after which he scoops the sperm back up with a spoon or ice cream scooper and places it back inside the vagina. Alternatively, a hand may be used to scoop up the sperm during the absence of an extraction tool. This method of mating is believed to have many benefits, including stronger sperm, better child health and above all, higher child intellect.
If a child is conceived using this technique that child is a carpet cum baby
If a child is conceived using this technique that child is a carpet cum baby
by CarpetCumGal April 27, 2022
Get the carpet cummug. by Rimbish February 11, 2020
Get the Carpet Gravymug.