Crafty Demon

One who devours craft services on film shoots.

Damn, Will is tearing up our food like a crafty demon.

by Nick Gonzalez March 29, 2008

Crusty Martha

As in Martha Stewart. A solo sex act that occurs at someone's house other than yours. When they aren't looking, you masturbate and then wipe your seed in their drapes.

While Jennifer was in the bathroom, I pulled a Crusty Martha on her new living room drapes.

by Tron Bobcat February 26, 2010

Crustychum

A crusty substance on a mans penis after having vaginal intercourse with a woman who is menstrating and not washing his penis for several days.

John realized after a week that blood left on his penis after having sex with a menstrating woman had turned into a Crustychum

by DirtyJoshDiablo2 December 17, 2010

crusty wanker

someone who sits and plays there xbox all day and dosnt bathe

hey wanna go to my party, nah im having a lan party, whatta crusty wanker

by lolzorpoop September 8, 2010

Crusty Softener

The sexual act of licking a butt hole with hardened poop leftovers. Often staining the teeth or giving bad breath.

Guy 1: Yo how did last night go with your girl?

Guy 2: It was awesome she gave me a crusty softener, now i feel so clean and she definitely needs a new tooth brush.

by psycho_words March 15, 2011

crusty cheeseburger

1. A woman who doesn't bathe or clean her pussy.

2. The white residue left on the inside of a girl's pants when she doesn't wear underwear.

3. A mixture of dried urine and vaginal secretions left on a girl's underwear or pants.

1. Dude, that blonde, grungy singer in The Crow looks like a crusty cheeseburger.

2. My girlfriend keep wearing the same pants over and over again, now they have a crusty cheeseburger in them.

by Random Facter April 1, 2011

crusty diego

when you jizz and let it dry on your penis, then have ear sex with your mexican slave named diego

man i hope this jizz dries soon so i can go have a crusty diego

by wickedwade August 13, 2011