Craig : It was rather boring at my place last night Maddie just wanted to talk and watch the Friends marathon on Nick @ Nite!
Jake : Sucks for you dude I went to Kiersten's and I got to enjoy an All You Can Eat Buffet!
Craig : Wow how do you meet girls like that?
Jake : Just show them you 16 inch cock and they get horny!
Craig : Mine is only 8 think I got a chance!
Jake : No Chance In Hell Dude! Better get used to girll talk & Friends!
Jake : Sucks for you dude I went to Kiersten's and I got to enjoy an All You Can Eat Buffet!
Craig : Wow how do you meet girls like that?
Jake : Just show them you 16 inch cock and they get horny!
Craig : Mine is only 8 think I got a chance!
Jake : No Chance In Hell Dude! Better get used to girll talk & Friends!
by SlopNChop October 30, 2017
A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.
"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."
"Holy crap! What did he do?"
"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."
"Oh damn."
"Holy crap! What did he do?"
"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."
"Oh damn."
by LoverOfThePoonani March 14, 2008
A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.
"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."
"Holy crap! What did he do?"
"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."
"Oh damn."
"Holy crap! What did he do?"
"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."
"Oh damn."
by LoverOfThePoonani March 15, 2008
dude, i went to the jack johnson concert the other night, and it was like an all you can rape buffet.
by Super Friend May 19, 2007
1) Something, especially something musical, that is incredibly, almost unbelivably horrible and is to be avoided at all costs.
2) Anything that causes the same gag reflex as the third repeat of "Margaritaville" or "Cheeseburger in Paradise" sung out of key by balding middle-aged men in Hawaiian shirts and fish-shaped hats. (yes, that bad)
2) Anything that causes the same gag reflex as the third repeat of "Margaritaville" or "Cheeseburger in Paradise" sung out of key by balding middle-aged men in Hawaiian shirts and fish-shaped hats. (yes, that bad)
1)
Person 1 - Dude, don't go in there, the singer they hired is Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad.
Person 2 - But it's my brother's wedding!... Wait, did you say 'Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad'?
Person 1 - Yup.
Person 2 - On second thought... I'll stay here... he probably won't miss me much. I mean c'mon, I showed up for his first, second, and third weddings.
Person 1 - Smart move.
2)
Girl 1 - Did you see her outfit?!!!
Girl 2 - Omigod, yeah. It was totally Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad.
Girl 2 - I know! I threw up in my mouth a little when she walked by.
Person 1 - Dude, don't go in there, the singer they hired is Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad.
Person 2 - But it's my brother's wedding!... Wait, did you say 'Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad'?
Person 1 - Yup.
Person 2 - On second thought... I'll stay here... he probably won't miss me much. I mean c'mon, I showed up for his first, second, and third weddings.
Person 1 - Smart move.
2)
Girl 1 - Did you see her outfit?!!!
Girl 2 - Omigod, yeah. It was totally Jimmy-Buffet-tribute-band-bad.
Girl 2 - I know! I threw up in my mouth a little when she walked by.
by Lexi_Runner1 August 14, 2007
by mr. huckstable doc worthy August 30, 2006
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