An extremely special act of love which can only be performed several times per year.
Combining the dark arts of arson and coitus this act requires trust, love, and an irresistible urge to light things on fire. The two (or more) participants, with fully grown out pubic hair and using small handheld lighters, ignite the bushy pubes of their partner. As soon as the pubes are aflame the two (or more) participants proceed to frantically engage in dry humping in order to passionately smother the flames.
Use of perfume as an accelerant is not recommend.
Do not attempt to repeat a Colombian Brush Fire before pubic hair has grown to an all over length of at least one inch.
Combining the dark arts of arson and coitus this act requires trust, love, and an irresistible urge to light things on fire. The two (or more) participants, with fully grown out pubic hair and using small handheld lighters, ignite the bushy pubes of their partner. As soon as the pubes are aflame the two (or more) participants proceed to frantically engage in dry humping in order to passionately smother the flames.
Use of perfume as an accelerant is not recommend.
Do not attempt to repeat a Colombian Brush Fire before pubic hair has grown to an all over length of at least one inch.
by Anniefrank March 19, 2015
To brush, straighten or part one's armpit hairs.
Slang originating on the South Shore of Massachusetts, referring to an unkempt female.
Slang originating on the South Shore of Massachusetts, referring to an unkempt female.
Maggie looked in mirror and though to herself, I should "Brush my jibbers" before I go to the beach.
by Urbansponge May 04, 2009
Technique of philosophical discourse wherein the most obvious and simple explanation must be pointedly ignored to allow discussion of weak and immediately falsifiable alternatives. Used primarily to draw out a discussion with minimal danger of actually reaching a resolution.
"Maybe I'm overthinking this. Maybe I'm not transgender. Maybe it's just internalized misogyny. Maybe I'm really a self-hating lesbian."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life except when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life except when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."
by CaptainScorpio December 07, 2007
the act of sticking a tooth brush inside a womens vagina and then proceeding to cum on it and brush your teeth with it
by Small_Goat May 14, 2009
by norwegianbrushhog July 11, 2023
A backwoods brush ape is a sister fucking, one tooth Arkansas hillbilly. Or like one of the hillbillies from the movie deliverence.
Orlando - "hey man do you want to go make that fat man squeal like a pig?"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"
by Sauron's Belligerent Cock Ring May 13, 2015
A male of late teenage or young adult age that lives at home, has a job in retail or no job, and goes to a local community college or just doesn't go at all. Although it is not a trend centered on that group, most tend to wear baggy pants.
by Whitewater April 08, 2007