Burn Book

(Taken from Mean Girls) A profane book used to describe people that you have utmost distaste for. Contains a picture, name, and reasons for their entry.

Girl 1: Omg, did you see Veronica?
Girl 2: Like yeah! What a Bitch!
Girl 1: She's going in the Burn Book!

by Ave Satanas676 December 22, 2008

Coffee Table Book

1. A book that is very old or large and decorative that people put on display under or on their coffee table to make them look more cultured

2. Something you'll never read

"'Gray's Anatomy', hey isn't this a show?"

"Apparently it was a book first."

"Who would ever read this?"

"There's a reason why it's on the coffee table, the perfect coffee table book."

by parselmouth94 July 30, 2009

Back of Book

Car business term for when a dealer owns a used vehicle for less than Kelly Blue Book wholesale value.

"We are five grand back of book in that Intrepid, go show them that one."

by Brian Krok July 10, 2007

a book

what you should be reading instead of being on the internet

An example of a book:
Animal Farm, which is my personal favorite

by Surly-U-Jest January 20, 2009

Sign the Guest Book

To leave large, unmoveable treadmarks in someone else's toilet.

"Someone signed the guest book last night and I can't erase it even after 3 flushes."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

The Book of Mormon

The most wonderfully vulgar and awesome Broadway musical ever written by Trey Parker and Matt Stone of "South Park" fame.

I'm trying so desperately to get tickets to see The Book of Mormon on Broadway, but they're sold out way into summer.

by pseudonym#5783644785 August 6, 2011

Book Hangover

The headache you get after staying up into the wee hours of the morning staring at teeny tiny print. Generally an ailment experienced exclusively by book nerds, but becomes a nation wide issue after the release of a new Harry Potter book.

Guy 1: Man, I stayed up all night reading the Deathly Hallows! I have such a book hangover!

Guy 2: You nerd.

Guy 2 then pushes his copy of the Deathly Hallows deeper into his book bag and longingly eyes the aspirin bottle guy 1 has just opened.

by ProudBookNerd June 29, 2009