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Bowling eights

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and when he cums in her mouth, she makes out with him and they both swallow it.
After Kate gave me a blowjob, we did bowling eights.
by IEatTheSky May 18, 2010
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Bowling for Ass

To fling one's balls with such force that your entire body is propelled toward the nearest gaping anus. Both balls in the ass signify a strike and one ball signifies a spare.
I went bowling for ass at David's house last night. We were getting strikes left and right.
by DecayingReverie July 24, 2015
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bowling bald

When you're 100% bald and your head shines like a fresh bowling ball.

Not to be confused with bowling balled.
Damn, that guy is bowling bald. I could check my reflection in that shit.
by heyitsRachel June 30, 2016
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Bowling

Grabbing a dude from behind with your thumb inside his asshole and your middle and ring fingers fondling each testicle. Hand placement is similar to holding a bowling ball.
"He wasn't paying attention in the locker room so I took his ass bowling."
by Samir UwU March 13, 2021
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Nature Bowling

Crashing into a group of trees with your automobile.
After last night's Nature Bowling, I had to get a new windshield.
by Stormtrooperlymf July 30, 2009
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Junk Bowling

A low bow/junk punch/nut's shot or "shot to the nut's" which is done in the motion of a bowling throw. If done correctly it can be very humorous for everyone in the room, as for the person being punched, they may not be able to have children.
Friend 1 : "hey you ever heard of junk bowling?"
Friend 2 : "no what is it?"
Friend 1 : "here i will show you"

commence into a bowling stride, do the throw. form a fist and punch your friend in the nut's!

may cause fight, or loss of friends...
by bouch207 January 23, 2011
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Hover bowling

The act of hovering your ass over a public restroom toilet, due to concern of fecal matter being present on the seat, and effectively shitting all over the toilet seat.
Hover bowling is the only way for females to get piss all over a toilet seat. Wtf is the matter with you girl? Hover bowlers all go to hell.
by Specialguwy May 12, 2015
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