botherese

A cluster of annoyances. Endless chatter from a dumbass, unpaid bills, car trouble, the boss in your face.

"Don't you be getting all up in me with your botherese."

"I need a serious break from all this botherese."

by katya charms January 6, 2005

Bothered-o-meter

The scale on which you care about a perceived slight or apparent crisis.

In the face of a hysterical friend or family member, inviting them to check your bothered-o-meter is a polite way of assuring them that you're not fazed.

Friend: "So apparently <insert name of a mutual friends partner that you only invited out of politeness> isn't coming to your party. She's telling people that she's ill, but really she just can't be bothered!"

You: "Really? Check my bothered-o-meter.... nope not even registering."

by Purple Koala October 19, 2011

bottem bitch

In a prostitute ring there's the bitches, the bottem bitch, and the leader. When you need to talk to the boss, you first go to the bottem bitch.

Girl: Hey I need to talk to the boss about my route, there's these drunk guys who annoy the fuck out of me.

Other Girl: Hun you know the rules; talk to the bottem bitch.

by There we use I'm a lay stem February 10, 2018

Botley

The type of person who cares deeply for others.

He's a Botley. He's the nicest guy you'll meet.

by Cybereye September 6, 2019

BOTE

"Beware Of The Eyebrows"- An expression of utter dissatisfaction with someone or something. "B.O.T.E."

What you do to her, man? She had a serious BOTE goin' on!!!

by BG March 20, 2004

Bottery

The crafting and/or sculpting of one's fecal matter as it exits the sphincter.

"hurry jane, come and see the wonderful bottery that Frank left in our ensuite"

by tronical March 8, 2010

botnet

A computer that has been infected and taken over by a hacker by using a virus/trojan/malware.

Holy shit, did you hear about tom in our computer class who downloaded a trojan and his PC turned into a botnet?

by filter2700000 April 20, 2008