gay blowjobs

Something which you think might be unpleasant because of its strange or unknown nature, but turns out to be quite enjoyable once you get around to not be scared of it.

I would never have thought I could like a French drama movie, but gay blowjobs.

by Summerloin Thunderthighs March 5, 2015

blowjob lipstick

when a girl wears so much lipstick when she sucks your dick i feels 10x smother

that girl has total blowjob lipstick on

by randal scher September 22, 2012

Blowjob eyes

When someone has attractive eyes that grab your attention as they look up at you, similar to when giving head.

'Bronwynn has perfect blowjob eyes,'

by theblowjobmaster May 15, 2017

Platonic blowjob

The platonic idea of love is non-physical, so there’s a natural irony in this kind of thing. The word platonic with the word blowjob is automatically an oxymoron. So, the platonic blowjob is a particular kind of act between two people who claim to be friends yet are sexually dependant on one and other (either by desire or sudden necessity). In other words, it’s a kind of booty call where one sucks the cock of the other to save or strengthen the friendship.

Amy: What do you think are the political ramifications of China switching to nuclear power?
Mj: Hey, Amy, I’m sorry but I’m too horny too listen. I think I’m going to have to booty call my ex or hit on that pig drinking by herself over by the pool table.
Amy: No, don’t leave me alone.
Well, then what?
I have an idea! I’ll give you a platonic blowjob!
(Amy drops to her knees in front of MJ mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh)
Ah, thanks. I think that China modernizing to all nuclear reactors will have a profound impact on the price of oil. It will drop . . .
(an example of a friendship saved by the Platonic Blowjob)

John: Are you dating Amy?
MJ: No, I like drinking with her.
John: Aha. She's been giving you platonic blowjobs, hasn't she? What a pig!

by Pigslut Master March 16, 2008

blowjob diet

A diet consisting of no meat or other proteins, and plenty of fruit, honey and other sweet foods, in order to make your sperm taste sweet. Knocks out a woman's main excuse not to swallow your load.

Tom: "Wanna go and get a couple of Big Macs?"
Dan: "No can do, i'm on a blowjob diet"

Man: "You gonna swallow tonight honey?"
Woman: "Eww, no, it tastes disgusting"
Man: "Today's your lucky day, i've been on a blowjob diet"

by bishmcbishopson July 4, 2008

verbal blowjob

excessive verbal praise making the receiver elated

Your last comment was beyond brown noising. You better wipe your chin after that verbal blowjob.

by gssmallie February 10, 2007

presidential blowjob

When you're getting a blow job and the girl deepthroats while sticking a finger up your ass.

It was my birthday last night so Natasha gave me one of them presidential blowjobs. Walked funny for a bit though.

by captainsalsa May 2, 2007