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blowjob queen 

Noun; a term with several nuanced meanings, popularized by Liz Phair in her 1996 song of the same name:

1) A woman confused about a relationship, but willing to do anything for her man;

2) A very young woman who values her identity as being promiscuously available for oral sex with many men;

3) In many colleges, a young woman who is readily available to a particular group (such as a team or fraternity) for blowjobs.
1) I'll be your blowjob queen.

2) When I was 14, I was a real blowjob queen.

3) And after pledge week, I'll line you up with Wanda, our blowjob queen.
blowjob queen by tman September 15, 2004

blowjob fart 

Flatulence release while administering oral sex
Anne G let a blowjob fart out while giving me a blowjob
blowjob fart by Davecorpx January 5, 2016

Blowjob Paradox 

Telling your date that you have to get going and they become so insecure they insist you come in and you end up getting a blowjob .
I told her I had to get up early for a meeting but she wouldn’t let me leave and I ended up getting the best blow job ever. That never happens I must’ve ended up in a blowjob paradox .

blowjob ninja 

a cocksucking friend who is worthy of the name blowjob ninja : a sneaky cocksucker
nick galli is a fucking blowjob ninja

Blowjob choke 

when a guy's getting a blowjob from a girl/guy and pushes his penis so far down the blowjob giver's throat that they choke, occasionally resulting in the poor girl/guy throwing up.
"Damn it, Nathan made me blowjob choke the other night, i nearly vomited! Dude his cock's way to big for me to go deep throat on him!"

Blowjob Voice 

The condition after one receives after excessive amounts of oral sex i.e. blowjobs and/or the aftermath from an intense deep throat and in this effect the voice become inflamed, raspy, and mild to severe soreness.
My girl couldn't talk the following day due to a Blowjob Voice.
Blowjob Voice by DarkAngel89 January 11, 2016

Blowjob Attendant 

1. What you call a girl in a guy's bathroom who is there for no reason at all.
2. What you wish a girl in a guy's bathroom was and really is.
Pepe: There were 4 girls in the guy's bathroom.
Sanchez: Dude, I think you mean there were for blowjob attendants in the bathroom.
Blowjob Attendant by TheKimmer April 30, 2010