bloopy

when you go to take a shit and for some odd reason, you throw up

ughhh i cant believe i bloopy'd.

what is that?

i went to poop and i threw up

maybe it was cuz of the smell

NO!!!! IT WAS A BLOOPY!!!!!!!!!!!

by taco smith March 24, 2010

Bloops

To take a poo

I gotta make bloops!

by Breathless420 October 24, 2003

bloop

the act of a girl needing to take a really big shit while having her period.

He was fucking me up the ass cause i had my period and when he pulled out i blooped all over his white carpeted floor.

by LIZzyFbAbY July 7, 2008

bloop

A disgusting mixture of feces and menstrual blood, usually mixed with the intent to use during sexual intercourse in an obscene nature.

Blood + Poop = Bloop

"I hear that girl is nasty. She drank a cup of her own bloop!"

by erkdaclerk November 14, 2007

bloop

the sound a scanning gun makes at a cash register.

i can't believe that guy wanted to go out with me, he does "bloop" for a living.

by angelc2556 May 10, 2011

Bloop

To Bloop. Shifting your eyes back and forth as a sign of sarcasm.

Person 1: I have two Charizards!
Person 2: Haha...serious?...
>_>
<_<

by Jeff Teiler July 12, 2004

Bloop

The act of one or more people breaking into an others pool and jumping in naked.Also the person whose house has the pool may not find.

Yo, let's go and bloop Johny's house.

by Hyphy™ October 28, 2008