by JaimeLannister January 25, 2022
Get the legally blondingmug. A, usually, fake blonde woman who has tanned to the point her skin looks like a lizard's skin. Prevalent in the SoCal region of the United States.
by Pablo Verde October 17, 2018
Get the Blonde Gekkomug. The "stupid blonde" cliché is a popular, yet scientifically ludicrous myth without any substantial evidence to support itself at all. This belief, supposedly originated in America, states that the hair colour of an individual, in this case blonde, is somehow connected to his/her intellectual capacity, thus arriving to a preposterous conclusion; that is, a "non sequitur" logical fallacy. This subsequently renders the whole argument absurd and demonstrates its invalidity.
Blonde-haired individuals like Georgia Brown, for instance, have been reported to have a genius-level intelligence at a very young age.
Countries with a proportionally significant blonde-haired population, such as for example Finland, are regularly cited as having the smartest students in the world.
Blondes are also sometimes hailed as heroes or heroines. On 26 August, 2007, the British newspaper "Daily Mail" reported the story of a blonde seven-year-old girl who had bravely saved her friend from drowning; and as if all this was not enough, it was later discovered that she, amazingly, had only just learnt to swim. What a "stupid blonde", huh?
Countries with a proportionally significant blonde-haired population, such as for example Finland, are regularly cited as having the smartest students in the world.
Blondes are also sometimes hailed as heroes or heroines. On 26 August, 2007, the British newspaper "Daily Mail" reported the story of a blonde seven-year-old girl who had bravely saved her friend from drowning; and as if all this was not enough, it was later discovered that she, amazingly, had only just learnt to swim. What a "stupid blonde", huh?
by Philaletheian December 25, 2008
Get the Stupid blondemug. A opinion to solve a problem given by a blonde woman. Though should never be taken in consideration.
Sarah the young blonde said. '' umm for like that global warming thing we should put air conditioners on the north pole... yeah that would like help. ''
Me: Sarah just shut up with your blonde solution. Go tan dumb bimbo.
Me: Sarah just shut up with your blonde solution. Go tan dumb bimbo.
by --MANDINGO-- June 22, 2011
Get the Blonde Solutionmug. by Depressed Beaner 101 May 23, 2019
Get the Dumb blondmug. A name usually used in a derogatory manner towards someone with unnaturally blonde hair.
Mostly used by people jealous of said "bottle blondes"... these people are occasionally "bottle blacks" (people with unnaturally black hair) and sometimes classified as emo.
Mostly used by people jealous of said "bottle blondes"... these people are occasionally "bottle blacks" (people with unnaturally black hair) and sometimes classified as emo.
girl: that bitch is such a bottle blonde! and her boobs are totally fake. anyway, i gotta go dye my hair jet black again.
by Steferrknee February 4, 2006
Get the bottle blondemug. One who is not physically blonde, but may be associated with some of the characterists of blondes', possitive or negative. Also, may be one who wishes they were blonde, but this mostly is used with the above definition.
"God, I wish I was blonde. Id look alot better, owell guess im still blonde at heart"
"I have my kinda ditsy moments, guess im blonde at heart."
"I have my kinda ditsy moments, guess im blonde at heart."
by KC August 9, 2004
Get the Blonde At Heartmug.