bling it on

an advertisment which makes me want to pawn my television and buy meth for your grandma -

"text 879 for the crunk crown bling"

by Jack Carol April 9, 2005

bling

n.
Bling, Also Known as "Heavy Shit", "Gold",
Cheap, Tacky, "Real Gold, init", Jewelery worn by
townies. The Best outlet for this trendy plastic crap is your local market or for those living larger towns your local Argos. When Buying bling always remeber to use money that was aquired by either: Prostitution, Dealing or Robbing a Year 1 of his/her Dinner money, Otherwise your sale will be rejected.

"I juus' bor' dis well gud bling, bruv,init."
"Ahhh Mate Respect."
"It cos' me five eighy."
"Bruv that is Well 'sensive"
"yeah, me bitch wuz on da game fur munfs"
"Safe!"

by Marc King of Bling September 23, 2005

Bloint

A bloint is a hybrid between a Blunt and a joint. The crossjoint design is used with a madfattybluntsworth and a joint instead of two joints. A hole is first made through the blunt and then another hole is made through the joint. The joint is then inserted into the blunt in order to create the cross. Only the highest level of smokers have experienced the greatness that is the Bloint

It was another weekend chillin with the DOP, there was madfattybluntsworth all around. The idea was proposed and it was done. History forever remembered the day the Bloint was born into the lives of all of them.

by DasBuskirk December 11, 2010

blingage

any part of your costume ranging from headgear to wristware or from clothing to car.

Your blingage points were minimal yesterday, man.

by jerk October 5, 2003

Bling-Blam

A common currency among violent individuals, with one Bling-Blam equivalent to the number of bullets neccesary to ice someone.

Philip overcharged me for the third week in a row, so I paid him in bling-blams.

Bling-Blam makes a lousy gift.

by Alden the Ninja August 30, 2008

blingalicious

An item possessing high quantities of bling.

Aw snap! Those 22's are blingalicious!

by Adam November 20, 2004

bling bling

a panda bear from china

Bling Bling has a special exhibit at National Zoo in Washington, D.C.

by bah-ling bah-ling January 16, 2003