by JJ413 October 16, 2016
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The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
by SlimShady600 November 19, 2010
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Your typical white teenager from the ghetto part of the city that think's he's "baller".
like you know how when you put bleach in black laundry it turns white? you see the point.
like you know how when you put bleach in black laundry it turns white? you see the point.
Scared Nerd- yo that scary guy is going to fight afterschool with some brown guy...he is such a wannabe gangster.
Me-nah brah, he just a bleached nigger
nerd-oh! damn bleach nigger!
Me-nah brah, he just a bleached nigger
nerd-oh! damn bleach nigger!
by Sir Sef Winchestor March 18, 2011
Get the BLEACH NIGGER mug.Oh my god that is SOO friggin bleach!
that car is bleach!!
Oh she is slammin! Yeah totally BLEACH!!!
that car is bleach!!
Oh she is slammin! Yeah totally BLEACH!!!
by Ffiown01 April 29, 2010
Get the Bleach mug.Rook out! We have a bleach!
by Cobaltmotari July 23, 2010
Get the Bleach mug.When a man or woman feels the need to have the most glorious butt-hole ever and have the brow history of the booty removed they may/may not choose to vistt a local bleachorioum of analology in order for it to be prime time pink and clear type penetration.
"Oh girl, I got me another date wit dis playa and I knows its gonna get nasty. Guess what time it is? Butt-hole bleach!"
by gangland August 18, 2009
Get the butt-hole bleach mug.A derivative of the term Upper Decker, "Under the Bleachers" is somewhat less secretive and much more difficult to pull off. It is the act of taking a poop behind the toilet, under the water tank. Meant to be hidden from view while creating a terrible smell to create the illusion that the toilet could use a serious cleaning.
The dinner party was atrocious, so I took an under to bleachers in their guest bathroom.
I could tell my father-in-law disapproved of me when I entered the bathroom and found that he left a massive under the bleachers.
I could tell my father-in-law disapproved of me when I entered the bathroom and found that he left a massive under the bleachers.
by ZedSpot May 30, 2010
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