Bachelor sauce

Ketchup; so called because of it's occasional use by lazy bachelors as a makeshift spaghetti sauce when they're nothing else in the fridge.

Damn, we're out of canned tuna and Vienna sausage. Guess it's time to break out the bachelor sauce.

by S. Dedalus January 16, 2009

Beached Whale Status

The moment in which you now no longer resemble a human being but look more like a beached whale ready to take its eternal rest. protocal requires you to update you facebook status to read "beached whale status", but chances are your not gonna get it up there.

**You are now at the point of no return, you will not move for the rest of the night unless there is an emergency**

idiot: yo hand me my phone

You: dude i cant im beached whale status right now

by Mr.DirkAsFuck March 5, 2011

Bachelor's Triforce

Threesome involving only men

So what did those three gay guys do in the hotel?
I heard they had a Bachelor's Triforce!

by NoHomoBro June 29, 2011

bachelorette party

A nite where the bride to be and her favorite ladies, dress up, and go out for one last night on the toswn to be wild and crazy before marriage. Normally lots of liquor and drugs are involved with a nice spa day in the morning in their 5 star hotel.

Theres no such thing as cheating during a bachelorette party.

by Budderfly July 19, 2016

Bachelor's Latrine

Hotel room waste basket urinated or vomited in by drunken or lazy male guest.

"Dude, I was so hammered last night I could make it to the bathroom. I had to use the bachelor's latrine."

by The_S January 14, 2009

last bachelor brief

A lengthly call done before getting married. All writers clap when clicking OK and CANCEL, while publishing the file.

Sriram is doing his last bachelor brief today.

by BI (Bachelor of Ites) November 7, 2003

fully backed

Your parents have your back. They are helping to support you. You are your own person...with the help of your parents.

I've graduated from college and now I'm on my own...fully backed.

by spirit434 April 19, 2014