A real life sour-patch kid that loves goldfish crackers and rocks the basketball court and the dance floor with their voluptuous bootayy and awkward noises.
1) "Teehheee wommpp nom nom nom nerp"
"You sound just like Alena"
2) Mmmmm I love sour patch kids, sour then sweet...perfect! just like Alena!
"You sound just like Alena"
2) Mmmmm I love sour patch kids, sour then sweet...perfect! just like Alena!
by duda man October 8, 2011
Get the Alena mug.Tim Allen is known for being the destroyer of entire galaxies. He is most well known for his ability to destroy entire planets simply by playing reruns of home improvement. Because of this, Tim Allen is the number one interplanetary threat for most planets. His arch nemisis is Placado, Lord of the Seas and all its inhabitants.
Billy: Hey man i heard there was some kinda nuclear holocaust that wiped out the entire population of our planet last night whats up with that?
jack: oh yeah, that was tim allen. Someone was watching Santa Claus 3.
jack: oh yeah, that was tim allen. Someone was watching Santa Claus 3.
by Cult3 January 21, 2009
Get the Tim Allen mug.Also known as batmaggie, Maggie Allen is the girl that doesn't enjoy being called Moo Moo or Marge or Peggy. Saying anything listed above results in an instant retaliation. She likes to demoralize and physically injure those she sits with on bus rides, and will always find a way to sleep through your Saturday afternoons. Upon meeting a Maggie Allen, one may find she says something ridiculous that is oddly strange and sexually stimulating at the same time. Overall, a Maggie Allen might come off harsh, but eventually she'll let you sleep on her unbelievably comfortable knee cap.
First thing Maggie Allen said to me was that she could fit her fist in her mouth.
I can't believe Maggie Allen just hit me for making a cow noise.
Maggie Allen keeps saying she has an obese butt.
I can't believe Maggie Allen just hit me for making a cow noise.
Maggie Allen keeps saying she has an obese butt.
by stuffthannnngs October 22, 2014
Get the Maggie Allen mug.This guy is not somebody you want to mess with. He's a nice guy until you provoke him, which is not an easy task. Don't even try to roast him, he doesn't take that stuff personally. He has an interesting personality, and loves the outdoors. He is an avid hunter and just wants to hang out with his friends in his downtime.
That guy reminds me of Jack Allen . He has the most interesting personality. He is also very nice and doesn't let anything go to his head.
by deerslayer0243 December 18, 2016
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She’s beautiful with amazing eyes and a great personality. She’s a true friend so if you have an Azlend don’t let her go. She hides her smile because she’s embarrassed by it but it’s honestly a beautiful smile. She can sing like an angle. Her heart gets broken by one guy/ girl. And she she has a booty.
by Lost city of Atlantis April 13, 2019
Get the Azlend mug.Sucks Bowser's weiner on Super Smash Brothers brawl, takes carrot dildos up the butt from beach, and is a gay rabbit overall.
by jokerman15 January 1, 2012
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