A: So how'd you spend your summer?
B: Oh, I mostly just slept and scrolled through the Mask App every once in a while.
A: Ah...
B: Oh, I mostly just slept and scrolled through the Mask App every once in a while.
A: Ah...
by MrWhatsHisFace July 27, 2023
When one unknowingly, actually performs an impossible or incredible super-human feat or duplication of an existing super power while wielding their iphone or blackberry. Giving the self induced and/or assumed illusion that the wielder actually has that power or ability.
What Stabby Poupoudouphouloudouphyous has.
Not to be confused with Austin Powers.
What Stabby Poupoudouphouloudouphyous has.
Not to be confused with Austin Powers.
Tom: Hey Stabby, what new App did you find today?
Stabby: I got the new Spoon Bender App I can make iSpoons bend with my iMind. Check this out...(while showing how the App works, a magnetic field of sorts coincedently makes all spoons in the area bend, giving the illusion that Stabby actually has a form of telekinesis.)
Tom: WTF! You have Apps and Powerz.
Pat: It is what it is.
Stabby was born with Apps and Powerz.
What Stabby doesn't realize is that no one has Apps and Powerz.
What all of you don't realize is that Stabby does have Appsd and Powerz.
Stabby: I got the new Spoon Bender App I can make iSpoons bend with my iMind. Check this out...(while showing how the App works, a magnetic field of sorts coincedently makes all spoons in the area bend, giving the illusion that Stabby actually has a form of telekinesis.)
Tom: WTF! You have Apps and Powerz.
Pat: It is what it is.
Stabby was born with Apps and Powerz.
What Stabby doesn't realize is that no one has Apps and Powerz.
What all of you don't realize is that Stabby does have Appsd and Powerz.
by Stabby 7ou's January 31, 2011
by ITZcoolGUY March 4, 2010
by minecraftsmooo August 3, 2020
The app man who showed up at my place was even hotter in person than he was in his ad. He's going to be worth every penny.
by Unkie Mark June 11, 2019
John just started the chugga chugga app this morning. If we are lucky, the reports might finish by the end of next week.
by PWDAD. December 15, 2017
Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022