twat

A user of the micro-blogging service, Twitter.

Argh! James can't go five minutes without updating his Twitter status, he's such a twat.

by cabbit August 28, 2008

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Twat

Someone who is acting the goat and being childish.

Joe: "Jack is being a twat."
Kelly: "Too right, Let's leave, Joe."

by little miss sunshine' (: August 23, 2009

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twat

Teenager With ATitude. young and immature teenagers who are loud, rude and impolite, actually most teens.

"That twat jumped in front of me as i was getting on the bus"

by pandammonia August 24, 2009

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1. A woman who, for unknown reasons, perceives a skewed sense of control in her new office environment run by people half her age.

2. A woman whose headset fundamentally competes with the likes of McDonald 's drive through associates.

3. One who demands attention when talking to fugly grand-children on the company phone and showing pictures of said children, while incompetent in using the phone for interoffice relations.

4. not to be confused with cunt, busted, noob, etc... this is more severe

declaration-- "Lavina is a twat, I don't care if she's new here."

exclamation-- "What twat ate two of my homemade cupcakes before 8am?!"

by OAIC March 28, 2009

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Twat

1. A word used to describe the few that persist to call the BlackBerry phone, a BlueBerry.

2. Some dick who genuinely thinks it's called a BlueBerry!

1. "Oh man, you got that BlueBerry phone!"

"It's BlackBerry."

"Yeah, whatever man!"

"Twat."

2. "So what contract phone were you actually after, Sir?"

"I was thinking about getting the new BlueBerry phone, actually."

"PHAHA! You thick twat - it's BlackBerry. Don't ever come back here again."

*hangs his head in shame*

by someone closer than you think. October 3, 2009

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