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Adulting

When you buy a car that you cant afford.

When you invite the neighbours round and then upset all of them by just being you.

When it seems like a good idea to call in sick because you've 'had a death in the family'

When you're sat by the loo because cleaning up sick from the floor doesnt seem exciting. Plus the cleaner (your mom) ain't coming for 2 weeks.

When everyone looks 28 and that's young.

When you can afford to buy 3 for 100.

When all you wanna do is forget the day before.
Hello Ron,

No, I'm not happy about being at work for 7.15am but you know, I'm adulting.

Oh thanks Phil, yes I have an adult car as I'm adulting.

What's a #? I'm too old to know, but I'm adulting..
by Dave Did It April 14, 2021
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Lunch Adultery

The act of having lunch with a co-worker other than your monogamous dining partner.
Chris: Where were you at lunch?
Paul: Oh, Rich and I went out to Donahue's for a steak and cheese.

Chris: Was I not at my desk when you left
Paul: No, you were there.

Chris: You just comitted lunch adultery. I hope you had to fake all of your laughs at his awful jokes!
by dOPARIS February 5, 2010
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adult sex

When 2 adults can gave multiple free sex sessions without guilt, disease or conception. No one is harmed, no one cares and you can do it like 5 times a day if you want....because your an adult....act like it.
I can't wait to have adult sex with Maggie, she doesn't have a boyfriend and just likes having sex w grown ass men. And I don't have to call her....she's coil because she's an adult
by theblackdragon July 23, 2015
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adulteress

A woman who is so tired of her husband's love of the 'missionary' position that she looks for someone else to 'scratch her itch'.

Perhaps one of the few times where a woman is seeking sex for a purely physical need (like men) rather than for an emotional or spiritual connection.
After years of having Jeff lie on top of her, Nicole started to see that being an adulteress might be a way of finally having an orgasm.
by Vixen November 25, 2004
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adultophile

A person who is under the legal age to look at porn, but looks at it anyways.
Person 1:You look at porn?
Person 2:uh yeah
Person 1:You adultophile!
Person 2: SO?
by Megan Brown April 1, 2007
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Adult Juicebox

The act of punching a straw through a fifth of alcohol and sipping it as if it were a juice box. Works best if the adult has childlike mentality and a casual drinking problem.
Feeling left out of the children's table as they all got juiceboxes, Nick proceeded to create his own Adult Juicebox to fit in.
by GroveStreetElite January 20, 2013
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adult juice

I've been up all night and i got work today. gonna drink a whole pot of adult juice cuz now im so tired!
by nobody else here March 27, 2017
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