knitting yogurt

The act of masturbating by a male.

"So my girlfriend came home from work early and caught me knitting yogurt."

by Char H January 08, 2006

dick yogurt

A slang term for the semen of a Middle Eastern man, claimed by many girls to be the best tasting semen in the world.

I love it when Ahmed shoots his tasty dick yogurt all over my face.

by ahmedb678 August 22, 2009

yogurt pot

Another word for vagina, which can be filled with semento produce the yogurt in the pot.

Your yogurt pot is filled with yogurt.

by Joshua Westy November 25, 2006

man-yogurt

-men's yogurt for douche women or gay men
-semen in a yogurt container
-manly yogurt?

-Cody: Maaan that man-yogurt totally knocked me up yesterday!!

-John: You know man-yogurt makes you manly man!
-Ray: Yea man lets get some!!
-JohnYea because we are so unmanly man!
-Ray: Totally, but we cannot tell anyone, K?!
-John: Why though?
-Ray: Because it semen...
-John: Heck Yea...we could get pregnant, lets goo!!
-Ray: Yeaaa boi...all homo!!

by DOUCHe Lord January 25, 2011

Yogurt male

people who groom children. Some of the know yogurt males are Derek and frank

frank is a Yogurt male

by samdamjamdam November 26, 2022

Vietnamese Yogurt

When an asian guy's semen tastes sour it is Vietnamese Yogurt

"I puked cuz he shot his Vietnamese Yogurt in my mouth"

by VCMASTA August 23, 2011

yogurt cup

Relatively new vulgar slang describing the unattainable object of a man's (or woman's) affection. Can be a specific person, type of person, or fantasy.

Essentially, masturbation fodder you're never going to bed.

Derived from the supposed similarity in appearance between semen or female sexual fluid and vanilla yogurt.

"I merely insulted your yogurt cup! I don't find Jessica Simpson attractive, that's all!"

"My boyfriend is your yogurt cup?! He's mine!"

"Scat? Wow, you have the sickest taste in yogurt cups."

by Khonsu May 02, 2006