Xander

An extremely annoying piece of shit who is willing to do anything for friends, yet regardless, he is still a very lonely person. A Xander is usually a boy on the heavier side, and may be considered morbidly obese by others. He tries way too hard to gain the acceptance of others and will take any attention that he can get. Xander is also a predominately single guy. If there is a girl in the picture, she will be quite unattractive and equally in desperate need of attention; this girl dating a Xander will usually be one of a demeaned minority (e.g. Asian, Black, Dyke) A Xander is also the type of person that would center his entire life around this one girl, because of the fact that he barely ever gets that kind of attention from anyone other than his Great Aunt Patty. He will do nearly anything for friendship, especially if the potential friend is a popular, attractive guy that has a popular and equally attractive girlfriend. These attempts working for the friendship of the popular and beautiful couple may include making his home, apartment, or bedroom available for their own sexual pleasure. A Xander will accept the fact that he is used just to feel as though he has friends, when he still, does not; all his attempts at normalcy and friendship are nothing short of complete failures.

Popular Guy: Hey babe I'm horny. Wanna give me head?
Popular Girl: Oh baby! Let's go! But where are we gonna go?
Popular Guy: Oh don't worry, a Xander lives down the street.

by lildot838 June 30, 2011

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The worst peeps on on the planet he continuedly hits people and screems and hates everyone

Theres xander he’s a b@$$&

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xander zone

an extrodinarily quiet area of the paid attendence at strake jesuit basketball games

guy 1: did you hear the xander zone?
guy 2: they were there?
guy 1: exactly

by the sauce master December 6, 2010

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Xander

A small count that shags his sister on a daily

Your a xander, a Cornish nonce

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Xander

Term used to describe someone who gives away information about someone. An informer or snitch. This person is generally a bit of a loser, is incredibly boring and ugly, has a ginger beard, receding hairline and smells of poo.

That guy is such a Xander! He told everyone about the time I was having a bit of innocent fun in the hot tub and deliberately exaggerated the situation in order to try and get me in trouble.

by Drunkard October 20, 2006

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