Tend To The Axe Wound

This is the act of fingering or fondeling a girls vagina.
The word 'tend' is used because sometimes it can be a tedious act; Axe Wound describes the appearance of the vagina or gash if you will.

It was only fair that after Mary went down on me that I tend to the axe wound.

by T-Roy October 11, 2005

infected axe wound

Referring to the female genitalia when it literally looks like it was once attacked by an angry axe.

I hit that infected axe wound even though it grossed me out.

by Ellio's Pizza January 04, 2017

rusty bullet wound

You ass hole, when exposed it looks like a bullet wound gone rusty.

She has a loose rusty bullet wound

by Rory April 01, 2003

hairy axe wound

A hairy vagina. ete. the hairy axewound like shape - obviously

I loved to taste her hairy axewound

Her minge looked like a hairy axe wound

by Olly the Sanchez April 27, 2003

open old wounds

To open old wounds is to rekindle an arguement put on the side.

When John met his estranged ex-wife she opened old wounds about his impotency.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Tend to the axe-wound

Stimulation of the vagina; masturbation or manual/oral sex.

Zac really doesn't like to tend to the axe-wound.

by The Awesome February 06, 2005

Axe Wound UK

Axe Wound UK is the national leader in analysis of rusty bullet wounds. They have over a decade of experience in clunge examination, often ringing up fast food outlets to enquire about the snatches of their employees.

John: Mate I keep getting calls asking me about how many Pro V1s my daughter can cram up her twinkle cave?
Steve: It’s Axe Wound UK! They’ve been pestering me for weeks now asking to bend my mum over in KFC and mash her gash!

by WillyHunterTrapstar69 April 20, 2023