Windows Snap Feature

A feature preinstalled within Microsofts "Windows 7" software. Often used by Males between the ages of 16 - 25 while masterbating. One side of the screen houses the porn, whilst the other side houses the girl he would like to plow the fuck out of.

Phillip: "hey Todd, I'm gonna go masterbate for like 10 minutes, stay on Facebook!

Todd: "Make sure you use windows snap feature!"

Phillip: "Oh hell, yeah! Jenny just took her pictures off private. Gonna be a wild run!"

by Masterbalian February 11, 2012

Window Wipe

To drag your bare ass, preferably one that is hot, sweaty and mungy, down the driver's side windshield of someone's car to intentionally smear and smudge the glass.

Carl was out for a late night jog when he spotted his ex-girlfriend's car at his friends house. He gave her car a quick window wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode January 21, 2016

Window of negligence

The time period when a dereliction of duty occurs. Often, an ordinarily prudent member of an organization who normally exercises the level of care generally required for their position, will request that a window of negligence be granted by their superior due to time constraints or logistical complications. The partaker, in essence, is asking for a limited-time exemption from their expected responsibilities or in some cases, after dereliction has already occurred, leniency from their superior in regards to punishment for said subpar job performance that would’ve taken place within the window. The phrase was coined by Matt Fondiler on the 4/19/16 episode of “The Adam Carolla Show.”

INT. BRIDGE OF TITANIC – APRIL 14, 1912 02:40 GMT

(Captain rushes onto the bridge)

Captain: What was that scraping sound I heard while I was in the bathroom?

First mate: Sir, I think we hit an iceberg.

Captain: You think?! Weren’t you at the helm?

First mate: Er…uh…

Captain: Well weren’t you?!!

Second mate: I know where he was Captain.

First mate: You fink!!

Second mate: I may be a fink but at least I’m not some sexual deviant who gets his rocks off watching scrawny, working-class lads plow Rubenesque socialites in the backs of Renault CB Coupe de Villes down in the cargo hold.

First mate: I was merely protecting our passengers’ property.

Second mate: Yeah, then why was your dick in your hand?

Captain: Enough!! This is clearly my fault.

First mate: Now now, Captain.

Captain: No, I should’ve given you a smaller window of negligence while I dropped the Cosby kids off at the pool.

First mate: Cosby?

Captain: He’s a negro rapist in the future who played a beloved pussy doctor on telev---Nevermind that. Ready the lifeboats!

by griffin_t_a September 23, 2016

Windows 10

Spyware with nothing but driver errors, and error codes.

I'd say you're better off using anything but windows 10.So windows 8, windows 7, linux, etc.

If you're gonna use windows 10, prepare to come across every windows error in existence, "IN JUST ONE DAY"

by UnknownPersonsss September 20, 2019

Flowers in the window

Pregnant. Akin to a 'bun in the oven', the expression 'flowers in the window' simply refers to a woman in the family way. As mentioned in the Travis song.

So I heard Becky's got a bun in the oven... y'know flowers in the window.

by Nilsia July 10, 2010

I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window

A saying from Tyneside (in the North East of England), used when expressing absolute confidence that something will not happen. It refers to Fenwicks' department store in Northumberland Street in Newcastle upon Tyne, which is famous for the quality of its window displays, especially at Christmas.

Similar in sentiment to I'll eat my hat.

If Sunderland finish above Newcastle in the league, I'll bare my arse in Fenwicks' window!

by Dommar41 June 9, 2012

Windowsill Bay

Time away from work spent at home.

"Where you going next week when you are off work?"

"Windowsill bay"

by Bristol Tone October 4, 2008