haylie wieden

Haylie Wieden is typically brown haired and blue eyed and tall and skinny, she drives a monte carlo (black) and likes to do weird stuff all the time, she says whatever is on her mind at that moment , likes to do odd dances and likes fuzzy animals and likes to occasionally read about sex in magazines.

Haylie Wieden: "Lets go fishing then go to the mall then go to china then go eat ice cream then go to the beach then go buy a dog then go eat chicken."

Haylie Wieden: "Do you hear that music?" *Starts dancing.

by rufflez December 11, 2011

eye widener

A person that is so attractive that peoples eyes widen when looking at him/her. Also very sex appealing.

"Did you see that girl at the bar on Tuesday?"
"Yeah, she was real eye widener"
"My girlfriend slapped me for staring"

by Spike* July 26, 2013

morgan widener

Hottest girl alive , she fire

That girl is so hot, ya her name is morgan widener, she is my girlfriend

by Westina January 18, 2017

long-winded discussion

Refers to any meeting between two or more people that takes place after they have all partaken of voluminous quantities of baked beans or spiced cabbage, resulting in a comparably voluminous quantity of drawn-out butt-trumpet rasps.

"July is National baked bean Month" Pppppppp-rrrrrttttt. "Excuse me." Google "baked beans speech" for the entire hilarious long-winded discussion.

by QuacksO January 31, 2017

double-winding

Double-winding is a term you use when you fart and the wind takes the scent in an unintended direction.

Double-winding is when someone farts and the wind blows in an unintended direction. It can easily backfire.

by Dragon Spatz November 1, 2017

Bowl Winder

A turd of exceptional length, usually normal to thin girth, coming in at around 8+ inches, that winds around the bottom of bowl for at least one full rotation.

"Did you see that picture of that bowl winder I sent you earlier!?" -Guy 1

"Yea dude, that was quite an impressive log, it wrapped around the entire toilet!" -Guy 2

by I-CUP May 25, 2018

fruit winder

a traditional British delicacy sourced from glucose, concentrate fruit flavourings and children's toe fungus

"Can I try some of your Kellogg's Fruit Winder?"
"No."

by _thetruetea February 23, 2019