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filthy willy

Similar to a <wet willy>. The diffrence being the moisture on the finger being inserted into one's ear canal is not saliva but instead male seminal fluid from the vagina post intercourse.
I snuggled with Billy after sex as just as he fell alseep I gave him the filthy willy. BOW!!
by SeriouslyLiz June 14, 2008
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Um Chucka Willy

A dirty little ditty, recited by American school children during the 1970s, especially at summer camps everywhere:
Um Chucka Willy from the Coconut Grove.
He was a mean motha' fucka', you could tell by his clothes.
He'd knock on your door with his prick in his hand and say
"Ooh, motha' fucka', I'm a poor ol' man"

He hung a hundred women up on a wall
Bet ya' a hundred dollars he could fuck 'em all
He fucked 98 'til his balls turned blue
Took a shot of whiskey, then he fucked the other two

When he died he went to hell
Fucked the devil and all went well
On his tomb stone written in green said:
"Um Chucka Willy was a fuckin' machine"
by nickreaper September 3, 2012
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Wally and Marge

Derogatory slang term for naive, elderly Midwestern tourist couples that visit the Jersey Shore. Often arrive as part of tour groups visiting Atlantic City.

See also gunderson, bennies, and shoobies.
Can you believe it? Wally and Marge over there just asked me what part of town could they see houses that belong to real Mafia guys! (Note: I really was asked that question by a real Wally and Marge!)
by Led Zeppole December 12, 2003
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T-Shirt Willy

When you put a pair of pants on in a hurry over a shirt which is then tucked into the pants. Sometimes the bottom corner of the shirt sticks through your fly, which is called a T-shirt willy.
*in PE changing rooms after the lesson*

"tom, you have a t-shirt willy again"
"no i dont"
"yes you do look"
".......shit"
by ljw December 8, 2005
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Willy Clit'n

When you rub your willy on yo woman's clit.
"I got Sharise off wit d'ol Willy Clit'n!"
by Mo Fro Bro July 31, 2006
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Willy Madison

The sexual act of ejaculating on a girl's face, placing your penis on her nose, looking at her and yelling, " STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!"
I gave my girlfriend a Willy Madison last night. She left me shortly afterwards.
by J.N. Growling July 9, 2010
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Wotsit Willy

Someone that has a dick like a wotsit. (crisp)
"I hear T.C has a Wotsit willy"
by *CharmZ* March 15, 2009
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