Wetter the Better

Wetter the Better, when a woman is aroused she then becomes Wet; hence better for sex = Wertter yhr Better.

The wetter the better before we have sex.

by MicktheMick December 29, 2017

nipply weather

When the weather is cold enough for a woman's hard nipples to show through her clothes. A take-off from "nippy" weather.

I should have brought a jacket for this nipply weather! Brrrrr!

by madhatter55 February 19, 2009

Reese Witherspoon

A girl who looks average until she smiles when it becomes plain she has horse DNA.

An idiot that is lucky enough to get a guy like Ryan Phillipe then spends so much time away from a mirror she forgets how lucky she was.

An ugly whining bitch.

A: "Is that Reese Witherspoon?"
B: "No, it's my daughters new pony, but I see the resemblance."

A: "Did you hear Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon have split up?"

B: "Yeah, she must've given up hope of ever getting laid again by something that doesn't live under a bridge"

by lukaz January 14, 2007

fair-weather friend

Usually a good friend to begin with that eventually takes advantage of a true friend and does not maintain the SAME loyalty and respect. Without an explation why, a fair weather friend may abandon a friendship altogether for superficial reasons or changes in moral beliefs without a care for nurturing fair dicussion. The exception is when that person needs something, they know they can still count on an "all weather friend"

Since she's a fair-weather FRIEND, I guess that means I'm still her friend in all weather until I consider her not a friend any longer.

by Sean Curto January 7, 2008

necrophiliac weather

adj. extremly cold weather more often described as "fucking cold", hence necrophiliac weather.

Make sure to bring your jacket tonight. It's necrophiliac weather.

by Optimistic Pessimist September 21, 2005

wetter than an otters pocket

your girl when she sees jensen ackles

dude i got wetter than an otters pocket when i saw jensen ackles shirtless

by jensenfamgi November 21, 2020

brass monkey weather

Extremely cold weather, used by people of Sunderland and possibly Newcastle (I am not saying the 2 are the same, don't worry) as they are the only type of people who I have heard say it. "Brass monkey weather" is called thus because the temperature is so cold that "it would freeze the bollocks of a brass money".

#1: Boooar, its brass monkey weather!
#2: Ha? What?
#1: It would freeze the bollocks of a brass monkey
#2: Genius.

by who knows but I May 30, 2006