"Mayor Wesley is letting the wildlife burn again."
"Yeah, that's part of his conservation policy."
"Conserving what?"
"Shits he gives."
"Yeah, that's part of his conservation policy."
"Conserving what?"
"Shits he gives."
by WesleyTheMayor October 4, 2008
Get the Mayor Wesleymug. a retarded faggot who wants nothing but pleasure, he will nut to anything and anyone, he has a thing for feet and footjobs and will nut to yours if he sees ur concrete grippers.
by Wesley Hater 9000 April 5, 2023
Get the Wesleymug. by The real Bobby joe July 4, 2016
Get the wesley woodinmug. by Wesley butt face September 25, 2021
Get the Wesleymug. A sex god. The biggest of dicks. No man compares to the presence of his girthy throbbing schlong. You'd be lucky to lay eyes upon it, let alone experience it.
Man 1: Bro is that guy a Wesley Ng?
Man 2: Yeah man, I tripped over his massive cock just now
Man 1: Holy shit that IS a Wesley Ng
Man 2: Yeah man, I tripped over his massive cock just now
Man 1: Holy shit that IS a Wesley Ng
by EzDrink1 April 16, 2022
Get the Wesley Ngmug. 
