peer washer

Someone who only washes their hands in the bathroom if there are others present in the bathroom to avoid being thought of as a non-washer.

- "That was a pretty quick run to the bathroom"
- "I didn't see the need to wash my hands, no one else was in there"
- "Does that make a difference?"
- "Of course I don't want anyone to think that I'm a non-washer"
- "So you're a peer washer, which makes you a sneaky nasty bastard, and keep your hands off of my Pez!!!"

by RomanGod August 2, 2007

cunt wagger

terrible insult; the act of wagging cunts.

"DUDE! You're such a cunt wagger!"

by TWHIRL May 16, 2009

Shit wager

where one guy bets another guy that he can't shit in the middle of the street and get away with it.

Man1: I bet you three hundred dollars you can't go out in the middle of that cross walk pull down your pants and shit and get away with it.
Man2:Okay your on.
And 6that is an example of a shit wager.

by Deep blue 2012 October 31, 2009

Shnagger Wagger

A great conversation starter for a dear pal or someone you'd like to fuck in the future.

Billy: Shnagger Wagger!!!!!!!

Samantha: What?

Billy: Nice shoes wanna fuck?

Samantha: You had me at shnagger wagger ;)

by Ball Droppers July 25, 2011

BUGGY WASHERS

another name for hemmorhoids.

hey eddie? ever had your buggy washers clipped? what the fuck are buggy washers? god damn hemmorhoids!!

by Kiffertom January 2, 2012

Drinking Wagers

Bets made in any situation involving pickup games and alcohol, most notably between members of the same sex wherein the winner, by the conclusion of the night, has either had the most digits, or in the case of females, the most drinks.

See also take one for the team, cockblock, P.U.A.

Ie.- After having had over 12 free drinks, she ended up winning the drinking wagers

by Waynesville July 28, 2014

Mitchell wagers

Biggest loser you will ever meet. Chronically depressed

See that kid looking at memes he's such a mitchell wagers

by Albert Magnus October 20, 2016