Daddy Weight 

Weight gained by fathers and fathers-to-be during their partner's pregnancy or the first fre years of the child's life due to stress, overeating, and lack of physical activity.

"Did you hear? Mikes gone up almost fifteen pounds!"
"Well, when he's stuck at home with the baby all the time I wouldn't doubt the daddy weight is starting to set in."

Daddy Weight by Just Another Artist November 17, 2015

Cutting weight 

Absolute hell on earth. Used to gain an advantage weight wise usually in a combat sport with weight classes. Most fighters (wrestlers, boxers, etc.) cut weight

Don't fuck with a wrestler when they are cutting weightunless you want your life to end right then and there

Cutting weight by Mmarshy July 17, 2016

Weapons of Weight Destruction 

George Bush's countermeasure to weapons of mass destruction. Never told to the United States public.

Trying to use the metric system, eh? Then we shall build bigger weapons using standard units!

Weapons of Weight Destruction by The Overmind July 6, 2004

get in the weight room 

a phrase you say to someone after you have outplayed them physically in some sport activity. it implies that the other person is weak, and needs to bulk up or toughen up

Playing Football,,,John hits Billy really hard, Billy falls over

John- "Damn son, get in the weight room!!!"

get in the weight room by adad2232 April 5, 2010

Date Weight 

Ron's imaginary body weight that would allow him to be the ladies man he imagines himself to have been.

"I have to stop hogging this KFC and get back to date weight"

Date Weight by Colonel Harland Sanders August 13, 2008

divorce weight

The target weight of a woman who is or will be back on the market. To estimate (in lbs) 1.5 x weight at marriage (or use her actual weight while married) then subtract 2 x her age at divorce. e.g. A woman married at 120 lbs (maxed out at 180 lbs) and got divorced at 40. Divorce weight=(1.5 x 120)-(80)=100lbs

Wow that chic looks 10lbs short of healthy - she must be at her divorce weight.

divorce weight by wyrick May 19, 2011

Plate-weight 

Amount of food distribuited equally across a paper plate.

"My plate-weight has been thrown off due to my lack of pizza on one side."

Plate-weight by jack the jackoffer January 18, 2010