Walkersville

A typical small rural community located in Walkersville, Maryland & in Frederick County. Landmarks in the town include Walkersville High School, the McDonalds, & Sheetz. Walkersville High School has a wide variety of students including wiggers, blacks, hicks, douchey laxers & their hoes, outcasts, band freaks, & normal teenagers. The school mascot is a Lion & the students are referred to as Lions. The community has recently undergone a series of devastating events including the loss of a couple high school students & recent graduate due to car accidents. The high school football team, formerly horrible, recently came out unexpectedly and had an almost perfect season by winning all but 1 game. Walkersville's school rival is the Middletown Knights, who often try to prove superiority by saying we have "Dirty Water".. no. Walkersville has proven to be a very strong community. Only a couple miles down the road resides Woodsboro, Maryland. Landmarks in Woodsboro include Trouts Market, Trouts Town Restaurant (Formerly known & still referred to as Crums), Highs, & The American Legion. The aroma of these towns consists of manure, & if you're in Woodsboro, fresh crabs with Old Bay or fried chicken from Trouts. Sure, these towns are surrounded by corn, & are home to countless country hicks, but we all have come to appreciate the close knit community of our little hick town and wouldn't have it any other way.

"Hey, is Deerfield in Walkersville or Woodsboro?"
"IDK man, I'm just tryna go to Sheetz"

Maryland Walkersville Woodsboro Walkersville High

by true.shyt December 1, 2011

walkenshloffen

When two people are walking toward each other and in an attempt to get out of each others way they both move to the same side resulting in an awkward dance of sorts.

guy1: i just had a walkenshloffen in the hallway
guy2: wow that's awkward
guy1: yeah we kept on stepping into each others way... i hate walking.

by donzo24 July 8, 2010

Renee Walker

Former FBI special agent on Fox's hit show 24. The female version of Jack Bauer. Knows what it takes to get the job done.

"Holy shit, did you watch 24 last night? Renee Walker sawed off that guy's thumb!"

by slayer2003 April 5, 2010

shitting and walking

not caring about whatever happens to a certain event.

Person1: what are you gonna do about that whole thing with jenna?

Person2: Man Im shitting and walking about it

by nonyo buzness February 18, 2008

Brazilian Speed Walking

Advanced sex position, and variation of the walking 69. Fully shaved female mounts a larger male and inserts his swollen member in her mouth. Simultaneous oral sex occurs as the male begins speed walking, in which one foot must appear to be in contact with the ground at all times. A 400 metre track or paved alley are ideal locations for this epic act. Stride length is reduced and rhythm is crucial to avoid blowjob choke or skeet eye. A successful attempt is achieved with the male ejaculating in the female's mouth or hair.

With Rio de Janeiro hosting the 2016 Olympics, Dick and Jane have been seen brushing up on Brazilian speed walking throughout the neighbourhood.

by yycforme October 24, 2009

Walker's Law

Walker's Law is an adage formulated by strat81 that states, "As an Internet discussion grows longer, the probability of someone mentioning Texas, and why it is better, approaches 1."

The term originated at AR15.com and is named after "Walker, Texas Ranger."

Joe - "This restaurant in town makes great pulled pork."

Mike - "Yeah, but it's not as good as Sam's Pork Shack down here in Texas!"

Joe - "Walker's law applies."

by strat81 January 16, 2009

WALKING ON THE RAZOR'S EDGE

A term used to describe someone who is in a very dangerous situation.

(i.e. If you were walking on a giant razor's edge and fuck up, you either plumet to your death or you slip and land on the razor...getting chopped the fuck up and then raining down below).

Terms with the same meaning include:

SKATING ON THIN ICE and LIVING ON THE EDGE.

"Hear about Chauncey makin out wit Terry's girl las night?"

"Uuuh-huh...That foo be WALKIN ON THE RAZOR's EDGE right dea."

by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003