Skip to main content

bass vision

The ability to see through your bass drum. You develop this after marching bass drum for a little more than a year. (Or when you run into the drum majors car)
My bass vision prevented me tripping over that curb
by Thomas Neal8455 July 26, 2018
mugGet the bass visionmug.

Tick Vision

how everything looks when your under the influence of marijuana. It looks like everything is ticking in super speed in the direction your turning.
i smoked a blunt, and started seeing in tick vision
by vizzzyy May 28, 2010
mugGet the Tick Visionmug.

vital vision

Guestimating vital signs of a patient based on their appearance without actually taking them.
He vital visioned his blood pressure at 120/80.
by Hop,skip, and have fun October 6, 2020
mugGet the vital visionmug.

tequila vision

A 2 turns into a 10 after a couple shots of tequila!!
Oh my god the guy you hooked up with was so ugly last night.
Ugh, I know, I have tequila vision.
by tequilavision123 April 24, 2021
mugGet the tequila visionmug.

tunnel vision

1. What Mr. Happy has (i.e., his "vision" is always focusing on just one thing --- specifically, a gal's "love-tunnel").
2. What the vengeful and intently-gazing-straight-ahead Biff Tannen was experiencing while trying to run down Marty McFly in the underground causeway, and therefore he never noticed Old Man Jones' fertilizer-truck in time to avoid colliding with it --- yet again --- and consequently having himself and his car covered with the truck's messy contents ("MANURE!! I hate MANURE!") a second time, mere hours after having gotten said beloved jalopy back from Terry's garage which had cleaned it out from its previous encounter with said poop-hauler.
I always slow down a bit and drive extra-carefully through mountain-tubes and other underground traffic-passes, since it's notoriously easy to unwittingly get "tunnel vision" when traversing said claustrophobic motoring-routes.
by QuacksO April 7, 2020
mugGet the tunnel visionmug.

trail vision

Trail vision is a relative explanation for a person in the Boy Scouts of America who has been on a trek,in camp,or simply has been surrounded by guys too long. Simply stated if one is experiencing Trail Vision they see girls only in 6-10 "rating" and nothing less.
"Dude do I have Trail Vision or is she a flat out TEN?!"

"Chill bud you have it for sure"
by Boe Jangles August 19, 2016
mugGet the trail visionmug.

Fudge Vision

When someone scoops out your eyes and shits in the sockets.
After the brutal torture he had fudge vision
by Singapore Lizard February 6, 2022
mugGet the Fudge Visionmug.

Share this definition