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Virtual Life

No I am not "retreating into my virtual life."
Hym "I am not ✌️✊️✌️We✌️✊️✌️ YOU are trying to separate my virtual life from my 'real' life. You could merge them today. YOU are doing that TO ME. That is a thing you are trying to do... Why? Because if they merge... I AM WHAT I SAY I AM and YOU do not get to dictate to me what I am by leveraging both my incredulity and your first amendment right to lie and withhold information to keep me impoverished and steal my property. And I'll tell you why you are doing it.... In the next one."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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virtually flashed

Being sent a naked picture from someone else without asking for it via any digital means.
I was virtually flashed today. This guy I met sent a picture of his junk as if I would want to see that!
by Amishoney January 25, 2015
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virtual property

“Assets or goods in digital form worth to be value simply call virtual property”, (S J Tubrazy)
by s j tubrazy March 8, 2013
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Virtual Railfan

An awesome premier provider for live railroad cameras, they have live cameras near railroad tracks so you can trainspot a train virtually. On their website you can subscribe for $4.99 a month for exclusive locations, high camera quality etc.. for the freebies you can watch some of their live cameras for free on their YouTube channel. And it’s way better than this dumb live website called “liveJasmin”
Virtual Railfan - we bring the trains to you!

Gary: at virtual Railfan’s Fort Madison cam I see a lots of BNSF trains passes by every hour. And a few Amtrak trains too

Jamaican Girl: Mi Pum Pum tun up when muh see ah Amtrak keystone #651 ACS-64 passing by ah Stratsburg Railroad’s steam train at paradise Pennsylvania railcam.

Leanah: I saw a BNSF train carrying Boeing 737 fuselage at skykomish via virtual railfan’s cameras.

Gina: while I was watching virtual railfan’s Ashland cam to see Amtrak’s auto train bypasses, before the train passes I saw a black Lamborghini with 7 police cars behind it and many people on the live chat were freaking out.
by EMD F59PHI August 16, 2024
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virtual balls

the act of talking/ typing rude and or annoying messages out of passive aggressiveness.
I don't have real balls so i use my virtual balls to hate on innovative people.
by foxysanfrancisco June 27, 2018
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Virtual Carpetbagger

A cryptocurrency miner that invests in high-end hardware designed for gaming, to then never use it to play games.
Sam: "Why did you divorce your husband? I thought he had a gaming PC like you."

Emily: "It's because he's a virtual carpetbagger and won't shut up about blockchains and NFTs"
by EGStein December 17, 2021
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virtually unemployable

Is a virtual and real reality that you can't get employment for the following reasons.One,you don't have a legally provable resume that an employer would consider of value to shortlist because of huge year gaps in employment.Two,you don't have a high enough credit rating and score for an employer to consider you valuable enough to hire.Three,you don't have a social media profile that others would consider monetarily valuable enough to buy or acquire from you.Four,if you have complained enough to government or business about your employability woes and no one will go to bat for you to get yourself employed that is another sign.Five,you were not smart enough as a youth to make sure that you knew who and whom had access to your employment documentation when you sent it to companies without any conditions attached.That is always a sign that you are not in control of your career or careers in any manner.Sixth,when you have not been able to know who read your online employment documentation because you couldn't afford to spy on your employment documentation readers,that is another sign.
Bono in the Celtic Connection for November 2011 said that he was virtually unemployable without being in the U2 band,he meant that would not be employable outside of his band.
by B1j2p8b1 November 25, 2011
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