viking

One who excels at stuff.

"Oh, boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!" - Ralph Wiggum

by Natthew August 3, 2007

viking princess

A beautiful goddess of Scandinavian decent. She is usually tall, has a very attractive accent, can have blue eyes. freckles, and long luscious blond or dirty blond hair. They make any man's thirst levels over 9000. They have the power to make every man in the room hopelessly fall over and explode in their pants.

Damn, did you see that mighty fine viking princess booty?

by Blackstallione January 19, 2016

Viking Funeral

A ceremony often done by true weed growers, when a long term mother from which many stem cuttings have been taken from to grow new plants (normally propagate a good genetic line). Is finally ready for retirement. The mother is taken to flowering stage, and when ready, smoked in a solemn (at first) ceremony to thank her for her gifts

My hammerhead mother is ready, 2 years, 30 cuttings, I flowered it and now its time to give the old lady a viking funeral

by Cyberian Bear September 15, 2011

Vikings

From history: Badass warriors from Scandinavia who fucked up anyone unlucky enough to meet them.
From Minnesota: a shitty team that disappoints the entire state once a week

JImmy: you watch the vikings last night
Johns: ya...we lost...again

by Adetokunbo January 6, 2015

Viking Fan

Worked hard, prayed, and dedicated themselves in order to become even more Gay'er than 49er fans.

Usually are born from the Land of 10,000 excuses.

Tend to creep out Packer Fans with their deep seeded jealously.

Have the best play by play guy(when it comes to crying) in the entire NFC north.

Probably Busy Trolling anything Green Bay Related.

Will make illogical excuses for whenever a Team wins a Superbowl.

Probably very nice people in real life but that goddamn purple is infuriating.

Viking fans tend to rain on Packer Fan's parade.

* Superbowl XLV night
Packer Fan on lifesupport: "Yes! We did it! Whooo!"
Viking Fan pulls the plug: "The refs handed you the game!"

by ReelzName June 15, 2011

Vineing

a sexual act between two men, where during the ejaculation after a blowjob the man ejaculates up the others nose and in his eyes. The man then preforms anal sex on the other, Donkey Punches the other man and cums in his anus. The man forces the other man to bend around, licking the cum out of his own anus, usually breaking his spine. The man cuts off the others head and rearanges his facial features on his neck. He cuts of the others penis and puts it in his anus, he then carves the open wound into a vagina. He poses the man with his legs spread in a car and he poops in the car, he leaves the AC on high so that it smells, causing the person who find it to vomit.

"Dude, wheres Julian?"
"I dont know, i heard he got a bad vineing last night"
"oh man, that sucks"

by thats messef up vin April 12, 2010

Viking Ship

Ships used by Scandinavian warriors (Vikings) and traders from the 5th to 12th centuries. They were long (up to 150 feet), and looked much like enormous canoes. They were powered by both oar and sail.
These ships allowed the Vikings to travel to places as far as Iran and Cape Cod. If it wasn't for the Longship, the Vikings would not have been able to become a feared prescence in Europe.

Some facts about Viking longships:

Under certain weather conditions, a Viking Ship can outsail a modern racing yacht!

A ship was considered a Viking chief's most prized posession. They were given names like "Steed of the waves" and "Long Serpent".

They were "Clinker Built", with overlapping strakes running from bow to stern. This allowed them to ride on the waves, instead of being crushed by the vicious North Sea waves.

Though they were very fast, Viking Ships stood very little chance in a naval battle (except against other Vikings.

Without the Viking Ship, there would be no Vikings.

by El_Haggis September 9, 2006