phonus verbalitis

A verbal disorder causing abnormally loud speech while using a cellular device or land-line telephone. This disorder also causes great annoyance to those surrounded by it.

That mother fucker has some serious phonus verbalitis.

by gabitron, smoot, ctbennett February 12, 2008

Verbal Masterbation

v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly.

I can't stand listening to that geek's verbal masterbation; will someone please stuff a log in the fucker's mouth!

by D'emon November 5, 2002

vera

n. truth. British slang derived from Latin. See words verify, veritable, etc.

I'ma give you the vera, mate.

by Digs March 31, 2004

Verbal Ellipsis

The spoken (unspoken?) equivalent of "..." on instant messenger. This is very similar to being given the "Silent Treatment."

Patty is pissed because I made a joke about her big butt last night. She has been giving me the verbal ellipsis all day.

by AtlasShrugged80 February 17, 2010

Verbal Jujitsu

The ancient art of defensive trash talking. The ability to take the verbal assault someone directs towards yourself and project it back upon them. Much like that of an actual jujitsu attack, using your opponents wieght against them.

I wouldnt say that to him, he is highly skilled in the art of verbal jujitsu.

by Jon Massaro April 30, 2006

verbalista

1.) A person devoted to the art of communicating with remarkable style.

Similar connotation as "fashionista" or "recessionista," as in the suggestion of fanatical enthusiasm, but in the context of a passionate devotion to verbal, written and oratory skill.

2.) One who demonstrates panache, wit and savoir faire with their written and oral communication skills; a person with a slightly showy yet unquestionably gifted, highly creative and thoroughly artistic style of writing and communicating.

3.) A female who is beautiful in face and form, likely quite fashionable and stylish, and of an impressive eloquence; A supremely articulate, well-spoken woman whose beauty is rivaled only by the attractiveness of her agile mind.

"Although the presentation was entertaining, she could have conveyed the same amount of information in far less time had she not been preoccupied with being such a verbalista."

"I hate that bitch. Not only is she hot, but she's also got all the guys in the firm convinced that she's some girl-wonder genius verbalista with her fancy, flowery style."

"She's a totally shameless verbalista, that one... but she does make some compelling points."

by TheGoldenMuse May 2, 2010

Coherent Unresponsive Verbal Isolation (CUVI)

A state of mind when one is mentally aware of the communication amongst oneself, nevertheless, unable to physically produce a verbal response, due to a feeling similar to exhaustion, interfering with the desire to communicate.

Coherent Unresponsive Verbal Isolation (CUVI): Similar feeling like being stoned or in a coma, yet you are 100% sober, you just don't want to, and can't verbally respond. Like being stuck.
You're coherent of your surroundings, yet you are verbally unresponsive and isolated to others trying to communicate with you. (CUVI)

by SSBalloon March 7, 2012