Dirty Valdes

A profane sexual act in which someone inserts their much larger than average sized head into another person's anus.

The coroner concluded that the cause of death was a Dirty Valdes.

by Butt Sex Cobra May 4, 2021

Exxon Valdez

A very hot and sexy female, usually exposing her arms, legs, and stomach.

Yo, exxon valdez, show us your boobs!

by Hickery Doc April 30, 2003

valectrictonam

(val-eck-trick-toe-namm)
A tiny or overlarged person who has become entierly boobish and noobish who steals shnibbles from riboflavin general stores

Hey, come back her with my shnibble you tiny/overlarged valectrictonam!

by shnibblesrcool July 2, 2006

valemia

it's a colombian coast term used in the low class neighborhoods for vale mia (my friend)

-hey valemia que todo chamberlain?
-hey what's up valemia, is everything fine?

by david e. c. April 25, 2008

valedvictorian

person who is amazing at everything and ranked number one of their graduting class.

they also speak at the graduation...but they're mostly number one.

some one as fantastic or amazing as mr. clean.
yea mr. clean, he'd make valedvictorian for sure if he was real.

by Lovebug May 2, 2006

vale fans

fucking annoying jealous bastards who tend to grief the pride of the potteries with stupid little pathetic insults.

"fucking vale bastards"

by shane May 14, 2003

Valen

this hot ass nigga also named nini and she’s amazing she’s also my wife 🥰🥰and i love her

Valen let me smash

by richmoneynigga June 29, 2019