tweeker

A person, often a crystal meth user, who does completes every thing he/she begins far beyond the point of finished.

I should have known not to ask billy to fix my computer, he's been tweeking out on it for weeks!

by christy October 21, 2003

tweever

noun (twee-ver): a redneck bum, or someone who is retarded or stupid or anyone you feel like calling a "tweever"

Hey tweever! Did you're hillbilly ass just get back from muddin' today or did you shit yourself after you finally got your GED a decade after you dropped out of highschool.

by Brian F from Tampa May 8, 2007

Tweetpression

Tweetpression, sometimes known as Commentosis is the depression that engulfs a person when the object of your affection online comments to the comment after yours, and in doing so neglects to acknowledge your contribution to the thread.

The object of your affection- "I really need to get out of the house tonight!"
A person you hate now- "Yeah, same. I'm gonna go train at the gym."
You- "It's my night off, can I shout you dinner and a movie?"
The object of your affection- "Have a great session at the gym!!!"
Your inner monologue- "Total Tweetpression."

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

Tweeker

Someone who steals from others in order to produce the funds to get high.

Hey man, never let Jimmy into your house! He's a notorious tweeker !

by 420 Boy February 4, 2018

Benjamin Ryan Teeter

Former Libertarian party insider and most retarded terrorist criminal of the early 21st century. Kathy Griffin Tweeted a picture of him holding a machine gun in Subway, then he went to Minneapolis after George Floyd was killed, then he got arrested for trying to work with Hamas. Flies an LGBT flag and then attempts to help an Islamic extremist organization; incompatible overlapping values. A go with the flow beta male unable to control where his own life is headed. Rejects legitimate high paying work offers for FBI entrapments. Loses other people’s guns in FBI raids, signs away the rights to his own bail hearing, turns the main person in less than two months into the case, stubs his toe after he kicks his steel bunk bed frame in his cell after his sentence hearing keeps getting postponed, shits all over the very few people left for him on the outside. Trustworthiness and ability to maintain friendships extremely low.

Benjamin Ryan Teeter was a CNN celebrity once known as Anarcho Gun Guy and now he can’t legally own guns.

by Shiny Jynx November 30, 2021

Tweener

The flap of skin between a man's anus and his ballsack,
It is called a Tweener because it is "tween the balls and tween the anus."

Dude, I was sitting in study hall today and my tweener started to itch.

by Apolloxe October 30, 2009

Tweener

A very weak fart that you don't know if it was a qweef or a fart.

"Wow, that was weak, was that a tweener?"

by Cynicalsteve101 March 1, 2009