Split a Turkey

A devil's triangle with all males, as the middle man receives a reach around.

Andy: "Dude, we should totally split a turkey sometime!"
Craig: *looks apprehensive*

by Sarcastyc January 24, 2015

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Houston Stuffed Turkey

The act of inserting one's testicles into a vagina.

Steven: "Yeah bro I hooked up with this chick last night and gave her the ole Houston Stuffed Turkey."
Joe: "Bro that's fucking awesome, it's like a snuggie for your nuts!"

by CockWrestle2000 February 3, 2015

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Tuck and Turn

The act of concealing your penis between your legs and striking a pose.

That put the lotion in the basket guy's Tuck and Turn once seen is never forgotten.

by noblehector May 13, 2014

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Turn on

When one turns on the lights to read their holy bible

i’m just gonna go turn on the lights and grab my bible

by srleady June 6, 2020

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turkey drippings are the loose gravey like liquid shit coming from the cat's ass after leaving the litterbox. The drippings can also emenate from the nasty ass of humans who are casual about their potty habits.

Our cat, Little Guy, walks proudly while leaving a trail of his nasty ass turkey drippings on the freshly cleaned carpet.
You can smell the turkey drippings coming from that guy's ass.

by Frank Giove, July 27, 2007

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Turn state

To become a Rat, Snitch, Bitch,Coward, no longer a man. To work with the Police,Po-Po,Twelve, One time,D.A.,DEA.

"Ohh shit, you still mess with Billy? They Square ass lame will turn state on you in a heartbeat!"

Federal inmate NUTTY#45923: "Hey Stacks what are you in for?"

Federal inmate Stacks#56484: "One of my fake Homeboy's got cracked in october and he couldn't be gone till november, so he wore a wire and set me up.He had a ET finger in court and turned state on me!"

by Nobody1785 November 2, 2011

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